[00:00:21] Speaker A: Where are the hash browns?
[00:00:22] Speaker B: Okay, I'm cooking the hash browns, but room and four wanted extra crispy eggs and so I'm burning those.
[00:00:30] Speaker C: We got to order another crispy eggs. Another crispy eggs.
[00:00:34] Speaker B: Another crispy eggs.
[00:00:35] Speaker C: Yeah. And they're honestly a lot of people. They filled out their breakfast cards the night before like we asked. Crispy eggs coming through on a lot of crispy eggs. Crispy eggs. Crispy like a lot.
[00:00:47] Speaker B: I'll just. You know what? I'll just start a bonfire and start chucking them in and see if those guys.
[00:00:52] Speaker A: What about the main course buffet for people who didn't order breakfast beforehand. How many people ordered breakfast the night before?
[00:01:02] Speaker C: Well, not everyone. Like twelve rooms it looks like. But the other rooms. No, they'll be fine. I already made the gelatinous block of scrambled egg. I made that last night and just let it cool overnight.
[00:01:16] Speaker A: Awesome. I'll put that out.
[00:01:18] Speaker D: Know when I'm getting my crispy eggs.
[00:01:21] Speaker C: We are serving breakfast at 730.
[00:01:25] Speaker D: Paul, it's six quarter two. I want to know.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: Go back to bed, Paul.
[00:01:30] Speaker D: No, I just can't wait to start crunching down on some of those eggs.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: I want the go go.
[00:01:38] Speaker C: Alex, you can't.
[00:01:39] Speaker B: Alex, we have so many lawsuits already.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Sorry. This breakfast is stressing me out. I'd never wanted something to be this perfect.
[00:01:48] Speaker D: I mean.
[00:01:49] Speaker B: All right, well, first of all, I started recording because we got to get this episode in somehow. Welcome back, everybody, to everybody loves everybody loves Raymond. Just to update you, if you haven't seen the giant billboard that we put like a border wall around Lindbrook so that everybody can see as they're coming.
[00:02:08] Speaker C: In, I need you to stop comparing it to a border wall. I know you're excited. I know you think this is your year and you're finally going to do it.
[00:02:19] Speaker A: Mike, the goal is to get people into.
[00:02:22] Speaker D: I just.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: I recognize we want to keep them from the.
[00:02:26] Speaker C: It's called a mural.
[00:02:27] Speaker B: Is pushing people in. Exactly. It's a mural.
[00:02:30] Speaker D: It's kind of hard to get through.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: The mural, I will say that.
Plus, Mexico paid for.
[00:02:37] Speaker C: But sister cities. Of course. We are sister cities with.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:02:42] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:02:43] Speaker A: It's a long thin line that connects us.
[00:02:45] Speaker C: They paid for our large mural advertising what you'll talk about in a second. And then we paid to ship box sets of everybody loves Raymond there. Or as they call it in Mexico, where they speak Spanish.
Raymond, Toto Samores Raymond. See?
[00:03:10] Speaker D: Oh, that's.
[00:03:10] Speaker A: Hey, you know what, Mike? You know enough Spanish to make that joke work.
[00:03:14] Speaker C: And I appreciate you and they sent him back, of course.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah, they did. Especially because the spanish conjugations were all off. It was barely legible.
[00:03:23] Speaker C: Well, we did the translations.
It was us dubbing over episodes of Everybody loves Raymond. But I don't know how we had time to do and do what you're about to describe to the listeners.
[00:03:35] Speaker A: We just yelled Deborah into the microphone.
[00:03:38] Speaker C: There's a lot of Deborah's. We took a lot of shortcuts.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: Some creative liberties were had.
[00:03:42] Speaker C: It's a lot of Deborah's. A lot of.
[00:03:45] Speaker A: In my. In my recent know, this week's tirade, I've been complaining to Mike about how our population has not been growing at a rate to sustain the amount of spending we have been doing at town hall. Because apparently the mayor is a reckless investor with no idea what he's doing. I'm the mayor, by the way.
[00:04:09] Speaker B: Yeah, we got that comment right off of the rate our mayor's page on that website.
[00:04:18] Speaker C: It's great you did get the pepper, though, Alex.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: 3.1. Not bad.
I'm not going to tell you what.
[00:04:24] Speaker D: That'S out of terrible. Well, regardless, Alex, after seeing this most.
[00:04:27] Speaker B: Recent episode of Everybody loves Raymond, which is season three, episode 21, the Getaway, Alex was inspired to start his own bed and breakfast here in Lynbrook. Town hall called, and it's Lynbrook B. And B. Lynbrook.
[00:04:44] Speaker D: Barone.
[00:04:45] Speaker B: And Barone.
[00:04:46] Speaker C: And.
[00:04:47] Speaker B: Yeah. You want to elaborate on your vision here, Mayor Alex?
[00:04:50] Speaker A: Absolutely. Well, you guys remember back in the beginning of season three, we talked about this a little bit. We had a bunch of rooms in the town hall that, since that point, have kind of been not been used because our shenanigans have been prominently outside of town hall for the latter half of season three.
So we figured we need to make use of this space a little bit better, get some passive income for the town. And you know what? If the money's made in the town hall doesn't have to be town, you say passive income?
[00:05:27] Speaker B: Yeah. The amount that we've been running around does not feel super passive to me.
[00:05:31] Speaker C: We're very actively generating you income.
[00:05:34] Speaker A: I mean, town, it will be passive. Once we get. Once this just kind of becomes a regular part of our morning. We already make breakfast for ourselves. What's 50 other people?
[00:05:47] Speaker B: A lot, actually.
We've had to actually employ several dozen chefs just to burn enough eggs to satisfy these crazed guests.
[00:06:00] Speaker C: And I think we need to talk about our ratio of chefs to guests.
I personally don't think it needs to be one to one. Yeah.
[00:06:13] Speaker A: It'S also amazing to me that we have that many chefs and you guys are still running around back these.
[00:06:20] Speaker B: Paul is so demanding.
[00:06:22] Speaker C: The problem I found is that the line between chef and guest has sort of blurred a little bit to where the chefs are asking us to pack them picnic lunches.
[00:06:33] Speaker A: Yeah, look, half the chefs are lined up for the breakfast buffet.
[00:06:36] Speaker C: Yeah, they're out there right now.
[00:06:38] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:06:38] Speaker B: The line started getting a little bit more blurry once emerald came in as a guest and started cooking. The chefs then started wanting to kind of switch teams.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: Mike, what do precious gemstones have to do with.
[00:06:52] Speaker C: Think?
[00:06:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Rubies, diamonds, emeralds. We have them all. It's fine.
[00:07:00] Speaker B: Not like the make you rich emerald, as in, well, bam, emerald.
[00:07:07] Speaker C: I got in early on emerald. He has made me rich. So that's a line that's blurred a lot, too. I bankrolled the emerald sitcom. I don't know if you've ever seen that. He plays the drums in the opening credits.
[00:07:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd say it's gold, but it's not. It's emerald.
[00:07:24] Speaker B: Is that a real thing?
[00:07:26] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:07:28] Speaker B: Emerald has a sitcom where he plays the.
[00:07:34] Speaker D: Did. Why on earth did that one?
[00:07:38] Speaker C: Look, we can talk about the baron.
[00:07:40] Speaker A: It makes sense.
[00:07:42] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:07:43] Speaker B: Subscribe to the Barone bonus where we review the, apparently, emerald, the drummer, the sitcom. That sounds like an incredible pitch.
[00:07:50] Speaker C: Just to clarify, the sitcom is not Emerald playing a career drummer. The sitcom is emerald ostensibly playing Emerald, and it's about the backstage antics of Emerald and his producer, who's played by Sherry Shepard.
He plays the drums at some point in the show, and that clip is used.
[00:08:15] Speaker A: Anyway, this week's episode was all about Ray and Deborah going to a bed and breakfast, and it inspired me to open up a bed and breakfast here.
We thought we could have the episode playing on loop for our guests so that we could talk with them about the episode as they came for our beautiful buffet breakfast. By the way, guys, that's also why I wasn't planning on having room service delivered to the room, so we could have, like, a bunch of people in here for breakfast.
[00:08:41] Speaker B: Listen, there are so many guests, and they are so ravenous that I don't want to deal with all of them at once. I'm kind of okay with just doing the one or two, to be perfectly honest.
[00:08:51] Speaker A: That's fair enough.
I swear to God, I will eat your hair. Go back to bed.
[00:09:00] Speaker D: I don't have any.
[00:09:02] Speaker A: I know. I ate it all.
[00:09:04] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:09:06] Speaker C: Personally, I think these people be damned. I really just want to impress Emerald. And kind of.
I want to support you guys. I think this is great, but this could be my ticket out of here, because, you know, I've always wanted to be a celebrity chef. That's been my thing the whole time.
[00:09:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I know we've talked about it at nausea whenever the mics have been.
[00:09:31] Speaker C: Off, but, dude, I think you mean ad nauseam.
[00:09:34] Speaker A: There you go again with your celebrity chefisms correcting me.
We're only on season three. We need you at least until season five, when you, at that point, step away from the show to focus on your solo career. And then we replace you with a more diverse cast member.
[00:09:55] Speaker B: I'm thinking Paul.
[00:09:56] Speaker A: I mean, old is diverse, but that dude is white as fuck. He might be a vampire.
[00:10:03] Speaker C: Mike, I think we've got that arena.
Know you're no spring chicken. Which, by the way, we got to get started on for lunch, if you want to take it out back.
[00:10:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I got it.
[00:10:15] Speaker C: So, Alex, what was this week's episode about, anyway?
[00:10:20] Speaker A: Well, Ray and Deborah have been planning a trip. Excuse me, I'm sorry. Debra has been planning a trip for her and Raymond. It's basically a getaway weekend for the two of them to spend some quality time together. And in the preparation for this weekend, Deborah realizes, or she has this concern that she may just be a boring housewife and that getting is bored with her and does not enjoy her time.
And then the trip, it seems to almost confirm her fears. They have a really touching moment, and I feel like they actually gluro closer as a husband and wife in this episode.
I have a lot to say about this episode. I think it might be my favorite of season three, excluding Halloween candy.
[00:11:08] Speaker B: I forgot Halloween Candy was this season.
[00:11:10] Speaker A: Yeah, so did I for a second. I was like, oh, wait, no, I got to backpedal. Halloween candy is in this season. That's the best episode of Everybody loves Raymond.
But I really like this one, and I cannot wait to talk about it with you guys and all our weird guests that have flown in from all over the country to be here with us.
[00:11:30] Speaker B: I also have a lot of thoughts.
[00:11:33] Speaker C: I probably have more thoughts than both of you. Oh, do you guys hear that? The room service phone is ringing. I'll just get it. Caller ID. Oh, my God. It's the Shangri la suite. You know, the one with the jacuzzi in the view. That's where Emerald's staying.
[00:11:51] Speaker B: Okay, I gotta keep springing this chicken. You pick it up.
[00:11:57] Speaker C: Hello?
[00:11:59] Speaker D: Bam, it's me.
[00:12:03] Speaker C: Emeril.
I love it when you do that. I always have and I always will. What's up?
[00:12:10] Speaker D: It's my main thing.
Great.
[00:12:13] Speaker C: How can I help you?
[00:12:14] Speaker D: I wanted to call in and ask. Okay, so we got the crispy eggs, we got the spring chicken. What are we doing for the other eight courses?
[00:12:24] Speaker C: Well, what would you like? I mean, this is room service. You've called room service. We can whip anything up for you. Don't tell the others, but we can make anything for you.
[00:12:36] Speaker D: You're trying to make me happy, you're trying to impress me. I love it. But you know what?
You guys surprise me. You guys are great. You guys surprise me.
[00:12:44] Speaker C: Throw your best thing out here and bam.
[00:12:46] Speaker D: I'm going to give you a review live streamed.
[00:12:49] Speaker C: Okay?
Emerald, that's no problem at all. I'm sure we can whip something up that'll bam you right back. Okay, I'll be right there. Goodbye.
[00:13:03] Speaker D: All right, I got to go.
[00:13:05] Speaker A: Well, he said surprise me, so you know what that means. I'm making him a tuna smoothie.
[00:13:10] Speaker C: Alex. Alex, please, let me take this to.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: I already smoothed the tuna.
[00:13:19] Speaker C: Well, I mean, we've got a whole line of hungry people out there.
[00:13:23] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:13:25] Speaker C: If I'm going to shoot my shot with emerald, I want to be able to legitimately take credit for it instead of stealing the credit from someone else like I usually do.
[00:13:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Amen.
[00:13:38] Speaker C: All right.
[00:13:39] Speaker A: What are you going to make them?
[00:13:40] Speaker C: Well, I don't know yet. I'm going to go study my back issues of O magazine, and I think there is one recipe in each of those. Go figure that out. You guys, look, I put all the crispy eggs in the microwave. They'll be ready in 15 seconds.
You guys got this. Good luck with Paul and everything. Oh, shit, they're done.
[00:13:59] Speaker B: Okay, Alex, I got the roller skates. Let's go.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: Okay, I got the mini skirts.
[00:14:06] Speaker C: We camera follows through the swinging kitchen doors into the dining room of the bed and breakfast.
We follow Mike on roller skates. It's one long tracking shot as Mike sort of sexily leans over on tables and gives them a plate of microwaved crispy eggs. Goes table to table sort of winking at people.
[00:14:32] Speaker B: It's like the combination of that shot from ratatouille where linguini is on the roller skate serving everybody. But it's a cross between that and 1917 because there are inexplicable explosions happening on all sides as he does it well.
[00:14:48] Speaker D: Oh, my God.
[00:14:50] Speaker C: Eggs just blew up in my face. Oh, they're tasty.
[00:14:53] Speaker D: Fuck.
[00:14:54] Speaker A: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
[00:14:55] Speaker D: Yum. Sorry. We're working on it. We're working on it.
[00:14:57] Speaker C: Well, luckily these burns are only second degree.
Martha, are you okay?
[00:15:08] Speaker D: She's fine.
[00:15:08] Speaker C: She's fine. She's fine, everyone.
That's her little when Harry met Sally. Kind of like attention getting thing in the restaurant. You guys will get to know Martha over the weekend. It'll be great. Just somebody, next time, just look at the camera and say, I'll have what she's.
[00:15:28] Speaker D: Well, I'll.
[00:15:29] Speaker A: I'll do that next time.
[00:15:32] Speaker C: Thank you, sir. All right. I've been there, by the way. I've been Donald. Look forward to getting to know all of you. I'm going to sit back down now.
God bless. Good luck.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: See, Mike, those are the guys you want at a bed and breakfast. The ones who kind of make it almost like a show where we're all on tv or something and he wants to kind of be the last one standing. Almost like we were going to get voted out or something. Like, it's survivor. That's what you want.
[00:16:02] Speaker B: Has this guy been on survivor?
[00:16:04] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:16:05] Speaker B: He has the link of Donald.
[00:16:07] Speaker D: Hey, Donald.
[00:16:09] Speaker C: Sorry, Martha. I'll be right back. What? Is there something wrong with. Did my card not go?
[00:16:16] Speaker D: No.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: We want to know, what was your experience with survivor?
[00:16:20] Speaker C: Who told you I was on survivor?
[00:16:22] Speaker A: Well, it was on tv.
[00:16:24] Speaker C: I did things on that island that they were filmed nobody needs to know about.
[00:16:32] Speaker A: We saw it all.
[00:16:33] Speaker D: Oh, you were Donald the cannibal, right?
[00:16:37] Speaker C: Shut the fuck up.
[00:16:40] Speaker A: Oh, is that why you wanted your steak extra raw?
[00:16:43] Speaker C: Yes. There's a reason nobody's seen Jeff Probst in a while. And if you don't want the same thing to happen to you, you're going to keep bringing me raw meat and keep your goddamn mouth shut.
[00:16:58] Speaker A: I have a professional chef who I think you would love to meet later.
[00:17:04] Speaker B: Smash cut to Adam in the kitchen with just fire all around him.
[00:17:09] Speaker C: Okay, so that's favorite things from March 2003. Okay. God, she was really into Tamagotchis this year. Way late for that. What?
[00:17:19] Speaker A: Your back's on fire.
[00:17:21] Speaker C: Oh, shit. Would you mind?
I can't turn away from this. Just run me through the dishwasher. It'll be fine.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: That's fine. It's actually roasting the weenies very well, so I'll just.
[00:17:31] Speaker C: Oh, my God. The gale in a center fold.
[00:17:34] Speaker A: Order up. Ooh, my weenies are ready.
They taste like Adam's back.
[00:17:41] Speaker D: Donald. Donald, Donald.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: You're an interesting guy, I gotta say.
[00:17:48] Speaker D: Hold on. Let me take a seat.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: Hi, Martha, it's good to see you.
[00:17:51] Speaker D: Hello.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: Hi.
[00:17:53] Speaker C: What was the second thing?
What was the second thing I asked you to do? The first thing was bring me raw meat.
[00:18:02] Speaker B: Get you raw meat.
[00:18:04] Speaker C: And the second thing? I don't know if you'll remember. This is a hard one.
[00:18:08] Speaker A: Not talk to you.
[00:18:10] Speaker C: Keep your goddamn mouth shut.
[00:18:13] Speaker A: Talk to this guy.
[00:18:18] Speaker C: What?
[00:18:20] Speaker A: Mike, be careful. Just because this guy's being recorded, it's not going to stop him.
[00:18:25] Speaker B: I can tell that. Okay, listen, man, you're on camera.
[00:18:29] Speaker D: I apologize.
[00:18:30] Speaker B: I'm sorry.
[00:18:31] Speaker C: What do you want? I'm normal and fine. Everyone. It's fine. Looking down the barrel of the camera. It's fine. What do you want?
[00:18:40] Speaker A: You saw this week's episode, right?
[00:18:42] Speaker C: Oh, if everybody loves Raymond season three, episode 21, the Getaway.
[00:18:46] Speaker A: You know it?
[00:18:47] Speaker C: I did see that.
[00:18:49] Speaker B: You know it?
[00:18:49] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:18:49] Speaker A: Well, this week's episode is called the Getaway. We want to know how you made your getaway from the law.
[00:18:54] Speaker B: Didn't you see the follow up documentary? He had an immunity idol. The judge had to let him go.
[00:18:59] Speaker A: I see. Okay. I didn't see that part. Maybe you should just ask him the question you were going to ask him.
[00:19:05] Speaker B: Okay, so listen.
[00:19:07] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:19:07] Speaker B: As someone that is as well traveled and is well versed and has had so many different experiences as you, an actual you, I want to ask you about your thoughts on the getaway.
[00:19:22] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: Have you ever heard a suggestion of place that you did not want to go with your honey, who I assume is Martha?
[00:19:30] Speaker C: Is Martha your honey? You assume correct. We met on the island.
[00:19:36] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:19:37] Speaker C: She's never been the same since.
[00:19:39] Speaker D: Oh, right.
[00:19:41] Speaker B: That's right. She fell into the fire.
[00:19:43] Speaker D: Right.
[00:19:46] Speaker B: That was the one that was cut for airtime. For air?
[00:19:49] Speaker C: Cut for time.
Yeah.
They just played the credits over it because they had to address it, but they just didn't have time to show the whole footage.
[00:19:59] Speaker A: Yum.
[00:20:01] Speaker C: Nothing. Martha's fine. She wasn't pushed and everything's fine.
[00:20:07] Speaker D: I own a vineyard.
[00:20:12] Speaker C: It's passive income.
[00:20:14] Speaker A: It's passive income. How about that?
Wouldn't you hear that, Mike? Passive income.
[00:20:22] Speaker C: Not for the laborers, but they work for pennies.
[00:20:26] Speaker B: Martha, do you work at the vineyard?
[00:20:28] Speaker C: Not since the accident.
[00:20:31] Speaker D: Okay, so there's the thing, right? Martha has not worked at the vineyard.
[00:20:37] Speaker B: That is passive income because she doesn't have to do anything.
[00:20:40] Speaker D: Not this bed and breakfast.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: That's very active income. There's a difference here, Mike.
[00:20:45] Speaker A: You're already making breakfast. I don't understand the problem.
[00:20:48] Speaker B: There's a lot of problems. Okay, moving on. Anyway, okay. So have you ever been to seen a place?
[00:20:55] Speaker C: Do you have a question for me?
[00:20:58] Speaker D: Yeah, I asked you a question.
[00:20:59] Speaker C: Or can you leave and let us have our breakfast? What do you want?
[00:21:04] Speaker D: You. A question, Donald.
[00:21:06] Speaker C: Did you. You said, I'm going to ask you a question. And then you turned to my wife and asked her to define passive income.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: Yeah, me and him kind of got a thing about that.
[00:21:15] Speaker C: Okay, I don't care. I can't emphasize enough. I don't care.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: Oh, my God, Mike. We're those people at the bed and breakfast.
We're the assholes here, and that's a cannibal, and we're the dicks. What the hell?
[00:21:34] Speaker B: I want to know.
[00:21:35] Speaker C: I'm having people over to my room later for a little get together.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: Oh, are you having people for lunch?
[00:21:43] Speaker B: That's incredible.
Okay, so have you ever been in a situation, had the attitude of Ray, especially after your experiences on the island, where people were just like, let's go someplace. And you were just like, no, I don't want to travel.
[00:22:01] Speaker C: There's a lot of factors that can factor into someone deciding they don't feel like going on a trip. Maybe they're overworked, or they have things that they've been putting off that they feel they want to take care of. And I think in Ray's case, that is not what happened. I think Ray just didn't want to put in the effort to go on a romantic vacation with his wife.
[00:22:29] Speaker B: I think Ray's just a curmudgeon.
[00:22:31] Speaker C: I think so. But also there's the sort of breaking out of complacency piece of it as well. You get into a routine. Maybe it's not a fulfilling one, but at least it's predictable. And you don't have to put in additional effort like you do when you go on a romantic getaway.
[00:22:52] Speaker A: Yeah. I want to add in this first scene, like, when Ray came in and I saw all the brochures out, and Deborah's talking on the phone about a getaway, and just, dude came in with that apathetic tone. It's just like, it made me realize I'm kind of getting sick and tired of Ray's bullshit. And we're only on season three, and it's just like, dude, just like, fucking. She's trying so hard, man. Be a little bit more there for her, bro. Yeah, come on.
[00:23:28] Speaker C: There's a line later in the episode where Debra says something to the effect of, next time, you be the one that plans everything, and I'll be the one that hates everything. I feel like Ray came in with that energy from the start of I've just decided I don't want to do this and I'm going to complain about it the whole time and I'm not going to have a good time. I'm not going to try to make this a good experience for Deborah. I just thought that's not the attitude. Even if you're not specifically excited about going to Vermont, God knows I didn't want to go on the island.
[00:24:08] Speaker A: It's optional.
[00:24:09] Speaker C: You're there.
[00:24:09] Speaker B: You want to go on the optional?
[00:24:11] Speaker C: The optional. Go on the optional.
[00:24:14] Speaker A: I was confused too with what you said, Mike.
[00:24:17] Speaker C: Of course not. Of course I didn't want to go.
[00:24:20] Speaker A: But you have to apply.
You don't get drafted. It's not like the army.
You have to apply. You have to reach out to them and say, can I be on the show?
[00:24:32] Speaker C: There's so much you don't understand about survivor.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: I don't know what to do here, Mike.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: I don't like this know, I want to know his entire life story, but he specifically refuses to talk about the one thing I desperately want to ask him about. So I don't really know what to do right now either.
[00:24:54] Speaker C: All right. If you come back to my room at what time is it now? 715. If you come back to my room around eight before me and Martha go out to antique a little bit, I will be willing to talk to you then.
[00:25:15] Speaker D: Excellent.
[00:25:16] Speaker B: Okay, cool. We'll be back then.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: All right, let's go bother someone else.
[00:25:19] Speaker B: Mike and Mike, roller blades away.
[00:25:24] Speaker C: Lemon pesto chicken. Emerald's favorite thing. 2002. What's up?
[00:25:31] Speaker B: Okay, so you know the guy from Survivor season 18 that ate the dude on camera?
[00:25:36] Speaker C: Oh, Donald the cannibal. Of course. That was all over Us Weekly. The only publication that reports about survivor.
[00:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah, I know it's a Monopoly and that's a problem in and of itself, but.
[00:25:49] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:25:49] Speaker B: We need you to get him as much raw meat as possible.
[00:25:53] Speaker C: Well, let me pop my head in the walk in here.
[00:25:58] Speaker B: Wait, is your back on fire?
[00:26:00] Speaker C: No, it's fine. I went through the dishwasher.
[00:26:03] Speaker B: Okay, cool.
[00:26:03] Speaker C: I'm cleaner than ever, by the way.
I cleaned nooks and crannies I didn't even know I had.
Hey, Bull, would you mind taking a break from punching the hanging slabs of meat in the freezer and passing me one of those? Pop it in the microwave. Got to give it to someone else.
[00:26:27] Speaker A: This is all you pay me for. If I can't punch meat in the closet, what can I do.
[00:26:34] Speaker C: I'm not saying you have to stop punching all the meat. I'm just saying give me one of those half cows.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Here, you want the male cow or the lady cow?
[00:26:44] Speaker C: What do you think, Mike? Well, I guess if he wants as much meat as possible.
[00:26:48] Speaker B: Well, you got to go both.
[00:26:50] Speaker C: Okay, but the lady cow has the utter.
[00:26:52] Speaker B: Ooh, that's a good point. You know what?
[00:26:54] Speaker D: Give him the utter.
[00:26:54] Speaker B: Let's see what he likes.
[00:26:55] Speaker C: Hold on, let me see if there's any sort of, like, tasting notes in. There we go. September 2006, Emerald wrote a letter to the editor of O magazine where he said, the utter is way more tender than a bowl penis and should always be served whenever possible.
[00:27:14] Speaker A: All right, take the lady. I'm going to keep punching this penis.
[00:27:17] Speaker C: Actually, you know what Bull can you punch off the utters on one of those cows? I'm going to serve it to emerald as sort of a little surprise for him. Okay, I'll let you wind up and do that.
Hey, you saw the. I know. We're standing. You can come out of the walk in if you want.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: I like it in here, but.
[00:27:41] Speaker C: Okay, well, just come over, know, warm up a little. Your fingers are getting a little frostbit in there. You saw the episode of everybody loves Raymond that was on today, right?
[00:27:52] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:27:52] Speaker A: There's a little tv in there. I watched it while I was punching my meat.
[00:27:57] Speaker C: You wouldn't be the first.
What did you think? So you're obviously nude, save for a loose pair of overalls. What did you think?
[00:28:10] Speaker B: You're describing this Adam. We can all see him and he looks incredible.
[00:28:13] Speaker C: I feel glad. I'm glad. What did you think of the scene of Amy? First of all, first time we've seen Amy in a while. And Deborah at the store trying on clothes for Vermont.
[00:28:29] Speaker A: Amy is one of my favorite characters, and frankly, it's amazing to me she has not been back yet. I think there's no real reason for her and Robert to still be broken up. And it kind of pisses me off that Robert has not gone after her yet. She's the best thing that ever happened to him. He's not going to find anyone better.
[00:28:49] Speaker B: Well, I think the reason why is that they can make the hot people jokes anytime Ray goes over the apartment.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I do like those jokes.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: Those are funny jokes.
[00:28:58] Speaker A: Those are my favorite jokes to beat the meat to this meat, by the way.
[00:29:03] Speaker C: Anyway, she was last seen in season three, episode nine, the Lone Barone. So it's been a good twelve episodes.
[00:29:12] Speaker B: What the hell does Phil not want to employ his wife. That's bullshit.
[00:29:16] Speaker D: Whatever.
[00:29:17] Speaker C: I don't know. Anyway, would you want to employ your wife on a weekly basis? Give the woman a break. She's probably got other stuff going on.
[00:29:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true.
[00:29:26] Speaker C: Did you know she was on an episode of in Living Color? Monica Horrid.
[00:29:31] Speaker B: Did you know that, Paul? I know you're a big Amy. Stan, I'm just going to go back.
[00:29:35] Speaker A: To beating the meat if you guys are just going to.
[00:29:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that's great.
[00:29:39] Speaker D: Wait, hold on, actually.
[00:29:40] Speaker B: Bull, come back here. Stop punching that.
[00:29:42] Speaker A: I'm back. Bull's back.
[00:29:44] Speaker C: Oh, it's funny that your name is Bull and you're in there beating the shit out of cow penis.
[00:29:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I thought that was funny, too, but I decided not to point it out because it was something I had already made peace with a long time ago.
[00:29:56] Speaker C: Was elementary school kind of difficult for you?
[00:30:00] Speaker A: No, but my initials being Bs did not help.
[00:30:04] Speaker D: Oh, what's your last name?
[00:30:05] Speaker A: Shit.
So it was really hard for me in that respect.
[00:30:12] Speaker B: Yeah, there's no coming back from that one. That's great.
I got to ask, Baldo, you're in a walk in closet, a walk in freezer right now.
[00:30:22] Speaker D: Have you ever?
[00:30:23] Speaker C: No.
Well, be honest.
It is a walk in closet with a box fan in it.
[00:30:29] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:30:32] Speaker B: Listen, there might be a health inspector listening here.
[00:30:34] Speaker A: We can't have.
It was a quick job. You guys wanted this done quickly. I respect it.
[00:30:39] Speaker C: We decided we wanted a full service kitchen, and we had one day to pull it off. We did the best we could. The meat is fine.
[00:30:47] Speaker A: Well, you wanted full service and now you got bowl to beat your meat for you.
[00:30:53] Speaker C: Was that sort of a coping mechanism for you? Like, once you got into middle school and stuff is like, really playing up the whole beat the meat kind of thing? Because I've noticed you've said that several times.
[00:31:04] Speaker A: I've only got one joke, but give me a break. It's been a hard life for old bs.
[00:31:12] Speaker C: When did you get into fighting?
You're training for the fight, right?
[00:31:17] Speaker A: What fight?
[00:31:18] Speaker C: The fight that I hired you because you said you wanted to tenderize meat as training for a fight.
[00:31:25] Speaker A: Oh, yes, of course I lied, bull.
[00:31:29] Speaker D: Shit. I know.
[00:31:30] Speaker B: Do that a lot, Bull.
[00:31:32] Speaker A: I know.
[00:31:32] Speaker C: Look, truthfully, you lied to get this job.
[00:31:35] Speaker A: I like punching things, man.
[00:31:38] Speaker C: Have you ever considered taking up professional fighting?
[00:31:42] Speaker A: You know, I will now, especially after watching this week's episode of Everybody loves Raymond.
[00:31:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Can I ask you about that scene with Deborah and Amy at the department store?
[00:31:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I was going to get to that a couple of minutes ago.
[00:32:00] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:32:01] Speaker B: I got to point out, listen, you're a big guy. You got to be like, what, six 5250?
[00:32:06] Speaker D: Yes.
Wow. Correct.
[00:32:10] Speaker A: Completely correct.
[00:32:11] Speaker D: I got to ask, though, have you.
[00:32:14] Speaker B: Ever cried in a walk in freezer with a friend or a dressing room or something like that? Like had a big emotional breakdown?
[00:32:22] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:32:22] Speaker C: Have you ever cried in a walk in freezer with a dressing room?
[00:32:25] Speaker B: When's the last time you cried?
[00:32:27] Speaker A: Well, you never cry in a freezer because your tears will freeze and then your eyes will not open again. Trust me.
[00:32:33] Speaker B: Let's talk about experience.
[00:32:34] Speaker A: Happened to my best friend.
We call him blind because he died.
But seriously, is that from your act?
[00:32:48] Speaker C: I've noticed you've said, but seriously, a couple of times since you've started working.
[00:32:52] Speaker B: Here, I'm glad you're pausing for life.
[00:32:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I've just tried to be serious.
[00:32:56] Speaker C: Seriously, folks, you keep telling. I've tried to respect you. You keep saying you get no respect, but I think it's a pretty positive work environment.
[00:33:05] Speaker B: You've said get her done three times.
[00:33:06] Speaker C: You do say get her done a lot. And you keep telling me that little things that I'm doing might indicate that I'm a redneck.
[00:33:16] Speaker A: So, yeah, the scene is good.
[00:33:18] Speaker C: Are we giving you too much?
[00:33:20] Speaker A: Yeah, too many things. For one, this is too much for old bullshit.
[00:33:26] Speaker C: One guy that we found in a.
[00:33:28] Speaker A: Freezer, to answer your question that you asked me now ten minutes ago, I do very much enjoy this scene for a number of reasons. Firstly, I like Amy as a character because I think it's important for Debra to talk to people outside of the family, so we better understand how she feels about them. It's hard for us to garner how people feel about each other when talking directly to them sometimes, especially when it's usually the only interactions they get. So Deborah talking with Amy about her family feels like it's, in a way, a little more honest.
So I appreciate that much. And then I really like what Deborah's doing here because she seems like she's being very reflective of herself. And that's something that I like in this show, because sometimes it feels like all she does is criticize Rey, rightfully, because Rey's a screw up. But it is also nice to see that she's recognizing ways that she could maybe improve herself or things that she is not happy with about herself. She takes action to try and fix those things, which is appreciated, and I think it leads to a very realistic confrontation and talk later in the episode. And I think the meltdown in the dressing room was pretty reasonable, if not a little sad. And it was kept off with a great joke, which I liked.
[00:34:47] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:34:48] Speaker B: Can we talk about how Amy, her first instinct when an employee walked in was to berate them about the prices I liked was. I get that she was defending her friend. That's great. But also, I mean, I felt bad for the employee. She doesn't set the damn prices.
[00:35:04] Speaker C: I think it depends on what kind of store this is. We didn't get a good sense clothing. This is one of the store. Like the store that she went into in Pretty Woman, where they were mean to her. Then by all means, berate the dressing room woman. If it's any other store where someone's just doing their goddamn job, then maybe she didn't need to get caught in the crossfire there or be collateral damage. The line. The store woman looks at Deborah crying, sort of incredulously. I don't know if that's the right word. Sort of alarmedly. And Amy says, these prices are outrageous. That's a funny joke.
[00:35:46] Speaker A: I like it.
[00:35:46] Speaker C: It's just a good, classic joke right there.
[00:35:52] Speaker B: It's a good bit.
[00:35:53] Speaker A: It's a good bit. Did you have another question? I don't remember.
[00:35:58] Speaker B: Well, I was asking about your personal experience with crying, but I don't know if we've got that far.
[00:36:03] Speaker A: Well, I've cried a lot in my life.
[00:36:06] Speaker C: I can imagine.
You said it was hard growing up.
[00:36:11] Speaker A: It was hard 20 minutes ago.
[00:36:14] Speaker C: Don't say it.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: What? I stubbed my toe and it hurt.
[00:36:21] Speaker D: Good.
[00:36:21] Speaker C: It was difficult.
[00:36:23] Speaker B: I thought you were going somewhere else.
[00:36:24] Speaker D: Yeah, got it.
[00:36:25] Speaker A: It was really hard to jack off with that pain.
[00:36:30] Speaker C: All right. Go back in there. I'm going to put this cow in the microwave.
[00:36:34] Speaker A: That's all for me. Hey, I'll be here all night. Dip your waitress.
[00:36:38] Speaker C: Dip your waitress, Mike. Dick your waitress, Mike.
[00:36:45] Speaker A: Don't steal my act.
[00:36:49] Speaker C: You're right. I was giving you no respect there. Mike, go out there, because I think it's almost time for the excursions that we had planned for people. Like going to the flea market, going to see the site of the Civil War battle. The battle of Lynbrook, obviously.
So. Yeah. Why don't you go? You were going to lead that all the audio guides.
[00:37:15] Speaker D: Crispy eggs anytime soon, Paul?
[00:37:18] Speaker C: I don't know how you missed them, buddy, but we have served everything. We've.
I'm so.
And try tomorrow morning. We do breakfast every day.
[00:37:33] Speaker D: I can. I guess I can do that.
[00:37:37] Speaker C: Paul. I like to ask people what their story and their background and sort of their thing is. But for whatever reason, I just have no interest in doing that for you. So, Mike, go ahead. Go lead that excursion. I got to work on this cow utter and lemon pesto chicken. That's two courses I need, plus breakfast, so I need five more. Not listening.
[00:38:01] Speaker A: Paul, come here. I have a delightful tv celebrity from a show that you just have to meet.
[00:38:10] Speaker D: Oh, is it emerald?
[00:38:12] Speaker A: Nope. Come on.
[00:38:14] Speaker D: Oh, boy, I'm excited.
[00:38:16] Speaker A: Yeah, so is he. He's starving to meet you.
[00:38:19] Speaker C: Martha, have you seen my socks?
They're the ones with the little chicken wings on them.
[00:38:26] Speaker A: I have those. Sir, here are your press dried socks, as requested.
[00:38:31] Speaker C: I don't think I asked you to do that, but I appreciate the service.
[00:38:34] Speaker A: And here's your meat. His name is Paul.
[00:38:38] Speaker D: Hi, how you doing? I'm Paul. Nice to meet you. You were on the tv.
[00:38:43] Speaker A: Better get eaten.
[00:38:45] Speaker C: I was on survivor season 18, but.
[00:38:49] Speaker D: Is that the one where the lady burned?
[00:38:51] Speaker C: No, that's Martha, my wife.
Alex, can I have a talk with you in the hall? Martha, why don't you pour Paul? Was it a glass of water?
[00:39:06] Speaker D: Oh, boy. I like the water.
[00:39:08] Speaker A: All right. Come on, Donald.
[00:39:10] Speaker C: What's up, Alex?
It happened. One not actively looking for. I'm not dracula. I'm not looking for people to eat.
[00:39:22] Speaker A: All right, Mr. I want raw meat. How was I supposed to know that?
[00:39:27] Speaker C: I didn't mean I wanted to eat a human being. I meant I'm acclimated to be very fair.
[00:39:33] Speaker A: He's old level and annoying, so he's probably very gamey. His temperature is, like, 102, so you know he's cooked just right. Dude, you just got to eat him, please.
[00:39:46] Speaker C: I hate we flash back to an ambulance. I don't know what we're going to do with this guy.
The hospital is full. If we bring another one of these old people in there, they're going to be pissed at us.
[00:39:59] Speaker D: I don't know.
[00:39:59] Speaker A: Oh, doctor, look, a bed and breakfast.
[00:40:01] Speaker C: Okay, let's just drop him off here.
Paul? Paul, can you hear me? Paul? I'm going to slap him around a little. Paul? Paul, we're here at the hospital.
We can't stop. So we're just going to release the things that hold the gurney in place, and we're just going to throw the doors open and let you fly out. Okay? All right. Just sign this for your insurance.
Oh, he's self pay. Okay. So I'm just going to take your Wallet and. Okay. Goodbye.
Regardless, Alex, I don't want to eat a human being all right?
[00:40:44] Speaker A: Fine. Well, will you at least eat with him? Dude's lonely.
[00:40:47] Speaker C: We were going to go to the antique thing, to the flea market. Take him with you. Will you do the picnic lunch for us? You said you do the picnic lunch here.
[00:40:55] Speaker A: Deal. What do you want in your picnic lunch? What kind of food?
I swear to God, Donald, think hard before you answer. I'm at my wits end with you.
[00:41:10] Speaker C: If you have some raw meat, I'm.
[00:41:13] Speaker A: Going to fucking explode. Let me go check the back.
[00:41:17] Speaker D: All right.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: So over here we have the tennis market.
[00:41:22] Speaker D: Yay.
[00:41:23] Speaker B: You can buy all your tennis needs at this market here with their boy Tom. The tennis market, man.
[00:41:28] Speaker C: Hey, babe.
Right? The only tennis I see is you.
[00:41:35] Speaker A: Are you an angel? Because you fell.
[00:41:37] Speaker C: This is the best second date I've ever been on.
[00:41:41] Speaker A: Me, too, babe. It was so magical when I met you 15 minutes ago and we went on our first date, which was walking over here.
[00:41:49] Speaker B: Mike is currently banging his head into a tree over. Outside. Just outside of the camera shop. But you hear him banging in like a woodpecker.
[00:41:56] Speaker A: It's amazing that it's just the two of us with this tour guide for the next four and a half hours. I feel so blessed to be with you.
[00:42:03] Speaker C: Even if there were other people around, I wouldn't even know because I only have eyes for you.
[00:42:07] Speaker A: And I you, my love. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that too early?
[00:42:11] Speaker B: Does anybody want to buy a tennis racket?
[00:42:15] Speaker C: No?
[00:42:17] Speaker D: Great.
[00:42:17] Speaker B: Let's move along.
[00:42:19] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:42:20] Speaker D: All right.
[00:42:20] Speaker C: The only racket I see is.
[00:42:24] Speaker A: Yep, you're pretty.
[00:42:27] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:42:28] Speaker A: Wow, Sparks. Isn't it nice to be in love, Mr. Tour guide?
[00:42:33] Speaker B: So, did you guys finish high school?
[00:42:36] Speaker C: No. We went to high school here in America. We're not from Finland.
[00:42:41] Speaker A: That's not what I. Oh, you have jokes. I love that.
[00:42:44] Speaker C: Yeah, I try to be funny sometimes, but I can also be serious in the bedroom.
[00:42:49] Speaker A: I mean, maybe we should get some tennis rackets.
[00:42:54] Speaker B: Hold on.
I want you to tell me exactly what the fuck you meant by that in excruciating detail.
[00:43:01] Speaker D: What do you mean?
[00:43:02] Speaker C: Hey, don't talk to my girlfriend like that.
[00:43:05] Speaker D: Shut up. I'll get to you in a second.
[00:43:07] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Luckily, this is my fantasy. I'm being cucked.
[00:43:11] Speaker B: I want you to tell me.
Don't.
[00:43:14] Speaker D: This is Lynbrook. This is not an island.
[00:43:16] Speaker B: This is not anything. I don't know what we're talking about.
[00:43:19] Speaker D: You.
[00:43:19] Speaker C: I think you'll find that this is an island, actually, the longest island you've.
[00:43:25] Speaker B: Ever imagined of a very large island.
[00:43:30] Speaker C: Hey, babe, I've got a very small part of a very large island for you right now.
[00:43:36] Speaker A: Oh, that's so nice. Let me tell you.
[00:43:38] Speaker D: What does that mean? Are you calling your dick small, or are you saying that she can only get a small piece of the dick right now?
[00:43:44] Speaker B: What does that mean?
[00:43:46] Speaker D: What are you saying?
[00:43:47] Speaker A: Well, Mr. Tour guide, the reason I want to get tennis rackets is because pillows are super uncomfortable for me. But as an abstinent person raises more questions, I think it's important to have something comfortable to lie my head on when we take our couple's nap together later in the bed and breakfast.
[00:44:04] Speaker B: What about a tennis racket?
[00:44:05] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:44:08] Speaker B: All right.
[00:44:10] Speaker D: What are your hobbies?
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Tennis.
[00:44:12] Speaker D: I can make the tour guide more and more.
[00:44:19] Speaker C: We're an olympic doubles tennis team. We won the gold last year.
[00:44:27] Speaker D: For what country did you win?
[00:44:28] Speaker A: Finland.
[00:44:32] Speaker C: And when I said last year, I didn't misspeak. There was an off cycle that they did. It was in Des Moines, Iowa.
[00:44:41] Speaker D: Got it. Okay, great.
So you sure you don't want to talk to Tom, the tour guy?
[00:44:47] Speaker B: Tom the tennis market guy?
[00:44:49] Speaker C: No. I mean, King Richard's been. He's been our coach for a long time, so we kind of don't like to bring in outside guidance.
[00:44:57] Speaker A: Yeah, we know what's up.
[00:44:59] Speaker C: I mean, if he has a good shopping cart.
[00:45:02] Speaker D: Shopping cart? Yeah.
[00:45:03] Speaker C: I was on the lookout for one of those. Fill shopping cart with tennis balls.
[00:45:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:45:06] Speaker C: It's kind of the only thing he taught us, really. King Richard, I mean, was to fill.
[00:45:11] Speaker B: A shopping cart with tennis balls.
[00:45:13] Speaker C: Yeah. And a mean backhand, typically.
[00:45:16] Speaker D: Lesson number one, we can go to.
[00:45:18] Speaker B: The shopping cart market.
[00:45:19] Speaker C: I would love to.
[00:45:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:45:21] Speaker C: Is this in the same market, the same flea market?
[00:45:24] Speaker B: Yeah, it's on the other side. That one's run by Stan, but, yeah, we can go talk to Stan.
[00:45:29] Speaker D: You want to do that?
[00:45:30] Speaker A: I would love to do that, babe.
[00:45:32] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:45:33] Speaker B: I'm glad.
[00:45:33] Speaker C: That's not the only thing I want to do, babe.
[00:45:36] Speaker A: Okay, we're going to also, I really admire the fact that we met this morning, but have also won a gold Olympic medal together.
[00:45:43] Speaker C: Well, that's what I was about.
[00:45:44] Speaker A: It's been a really busy day.
[00:45:46] Speaker C: Cut off.
We met, obviously, in Des Moines after we were assigned to be doubles together, which is the way it works. A lot of people don't know that, but really, I saw you for the.
[00:46:03] Speaker A: First time while we were eating our eggs.
[00:46:05] Speaker C: Yeah. Eating our eggs this morning.
[00:46:13] Speaker B: Okay, do you guys want to just go back to the bed and breakfast so you guys can have sex no.
[00:46:20] Speaker A: We have a whole tour to do. What the hell are you talking about?
[00:46:23] Speaker C: We're paying you for this tour.
[00:46:25] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess that's right.
[00:46:28] Speaker C: Why don't you talk to some of the other people? Now that you've stolen my focus from my honey, I'm noticing that there are several other people on the tour group. Why don't you talk to them and leave us alone? And if you notice that we have a blanket in our lap or something, just walk away.
[00:46:52] Speaker B: Great idea.
[00:46:53] Speaker D: You.
[00:46:54] Speaker A: We're doing some stroke play.
That's golf, but it's still. Yeah. Anyway, Mike walks away.
[00:47:01] Speaker D: Me.
Hey, how you doing?
[00:47:04] Speaker B: Can I interest you in anything on the.
[00:47:06] Speaker D: Anything.
[00:47:07] Speaker B: Anything stand out to you, buddy?
[00:47:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Is this the road that Raymond Barone lived on?
[00:47:15] Speaker B: No, that would be Fowler. That's on the other side of the town.
[00:47:18] Speaker A: Is this the house that Raymond Barone lived in?
[00:47:23] Speaker B: Once again, that would be on Fowler Avenue, which is on the other side of the town.
[00:47:29] Speaker A: Is Raymond Barone here?
[00:47:31] Speaker B: Now, Raymond Barone is a fictional character.
[00:47:36] Speaker A: Answer the question.
[00:47:38] Speaker B: So the answer is going to be no, there, buddy.
[00:47:43] Speaker A: Do you take.
Do.
[00:47:46] Speaker B: Actually, I do take.
[00:47:47] Speaker C: Mastercard.
[00:47:48] Speaker D: Yeah. Okay.
[00:47:48] Speaker A: Here you go.
How about now? Is Raymond Barone here?
[00:47:58] Speaker B: Whether or not I am in possession of your credit card does not change the reality that he is a fictional character played by Ray Romano, who lives in Los Angeles.
[00:48:10] Speaker A: I'm sorry, let me change the subject.
[00:48:14] Speaker C: Yes, I found him. I found Ray Barone. He's in a booth over there signing autographs. Let's go.
[00:48:22] Speaker A: Let's go.
[00:48:23] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:48:24] Speaker A: Excuse me, sir. You can hold on to that mastercard for me because I trust you. No, actually, I don't. Give it back. Let's go, honey.
[00:48:34] Speaker C: Let's go. And you are going to need it. He's charging big time.
[00:48:37] Speaker A: That's okay.
[00:48:40] Speaker C: I love you.
[00:48:41] Speaker A: I love me, too.
[00:48:44] Speaker C: All right, let's go.
[00:48:46] Speaker A: I want to talk to him about this episode of Everybody loves Raymond.
[00:48:51] Speaker D: I would love to talk to you about.
[00:48:53] Speaker B: All right, you're gone. That's fine.
[00:48:55] Speaker C: Mike, it's me, Donald.
I get the sense that you're losing control of the group.
[00:49:04] Speaker D: Who is this?
[00:49:04] Speaker C: I'm talking Donald from before you. Donald blew up my spot. Yes, me and Martha are here. This is Paul. Alex asked us to take.
[00:49:16] Speaker B: Man, I thought we got rid of you.
[00:49:19] Speaker C: Incredibly rude thing to say right in front of the man.
[00:49:25] Speaker B: I'm sorry, Paul.
[00:49:26] Speaker D: No, I get it. I'm a.
[00:49:30] Speaker B: I.
[00:49:32] Speaker C: Here, Paul, have another tissue. Your nose is bleeding. Pretty.
[00:49:45] Speaker B: Yeah, you can kind of tell that I'm losing control of it.
We got the couple that apparently won't stop touching each other over here. We got the couple that is being scammed by Ray Romano over here or Ray Barone over here, and then we got you just. I don't know what's going on here.
[00:50:03] Speaker C: Well, maybe you should take on a more active role on the island. Probst would do a lot of organizing, like mustering the troops. And I get the sense.
I get the sense that you don't want to be here. I get that sense from you.
[00:50:25] Speaker D: I wanted to be here.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: And then I saw with the way that the general public reacts, acts in public, and I realized I don't really want to deal with it.
[00:50:34] Speaker C: Well, we are paying you.
[00:50:37] Speaker B: You're paying the bed and breakfast.
[00:50:39] Speaker C: Okay? Functionally, that doesn't make a difference to us. You understand that, right?
[00:50:45] Speaker B: I just don't see any of that.
[00:50:46] Speaker C: Money, and I feel for you. And there might be a tip if you do a good job in your future, but also you're not doing a good job.
[00:50:56] Speaker B: Okay, well, where do you want to see? We have markets for literally everything in the planet here.
[00:51:02] Speaker C: Everything in the planet?
[00:51:04] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:51:06] Speaker C: I don't know.
I don't know why you would have this. Do you happen to have, like, a used dvd stall somewhere that Maybe has, like, a large reality competition section?
[00:51:20] Speaker B: Actually, yeah, we got a whole blockbuster over here.
[00:51:22] Speaker C: Oh, my God. The last blockbuster in America.
[00:51:24] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:51:25] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yeah, there it is. Did you, like, airlift this from Alaska, where the other last blockbuster is?
[00:51:32] Speaker B: No, we just never moved it. We built the town around the founding. This is actually the founder's vision. He founded Lynbrook on the vision of Blockbuster, and it was put right here.
[00:51:42] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, if we could go over to this supposed blockbuster.
Let's go ahead and do that. Do you want to try mustering the rest of the group to come with us?
[00:51:52] Speaker D: Who's talking mustard?
[00:51:56] Speaker B: Yeah, let's go.
[00:51:57] Speaker D: Hey, everybody, we're going to the blockbuster over here on Katalpa.
[00:52:02] Speaker C: Yay, unclepa ding dong.
Oh, God, that air conditioning feels good.
[00:52:11] Speaker B: Welcome to Blockbuster.
My name's Pete.
[00:52:16] Speaker D: I'm the worker here.
[00:52:18] Speaker B: Nice to meet you.
[00:52:20] Speaker C: The worker.
[00:52:22] Speaker D: Yeah, we don't get a lot now.
[00:52:23] Speaker B: We don't really have a streaming service. People don't want to leave their homes. But we're here because it's in the constitution of the village.
[00:52:30] Speaker D: So I'm just here.
[00:52:32] Speaker C: It's like the New Hampshire primary. They have the law that says they have to be first. You have the law that says you have to have blockbuster?
[00:52:41] Speaker D: Yeah, it's the one.
[00:52:42] Speaker C: When was that law passed? Like, the early 90s, kind of weirdly.
[00:52:48] Speaker D: 1782.
[00:52:49] Speaker C: Really?
[00:52:50] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:52:52] Speaker C: I think if our delegation from the south Shore would be so open to it, would be amenable to it, then why shouldn't we have a blockbuster on, I don't know, just throwing this out here, every corner.
[00:53:10] Speaker D: Well, I do declare that us in the south shore would be of the opinion that, of course, you would want to be putting a blockbuster on every corner so that your wife would always be able to stand inside.
You get it? Because your wife's on the corner.
It's a joke.
[00:53:28] Speaker C: Oh, he's doing his act again. Oh, it's so insufferable.
[00:53:32] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:53:32] Speaker A: Listen up here. I have the most absurd old timey accent, which means I have the most authoritar here. And I determine.
[00:53:40] Speaker C: Sit down, sit down. He's speaking.
[00:53:42] Speaker A: Yes, and I doubt determine that this hair Blockbuster shall be ever standing here in the town of Lynbrook. That shall be forever here. So I say, I tell you, I, you so, saith I, and now forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and never again shall we talk about this or ever again.
Now, what's for lunch?
[00:54:06] Speaker D: We got some crispy eggs.
[00:54:08] Speaker C: Excellent. Raw meat.
[00:54:10] Speaker A: Let's make that the town food.
[00:54:13] Speaker D: We have crispy eggs, raw meat and canned food over in the corner over there where the popcorn typically is.
[00:54:20] Speaker C: So no popcorn?
[00:54:22] Speaker D: No popcorn.
[00:54:25] Speaker C: Can you point me towards your reality competition section?
[00:54:29] Speaker D: Yeah, it's over there, right next to the porn section.
[00:54:33] Speaker C: Through the beaded curtain?
[00:54:36] Speaker D: Yeah, it's the one.
[00:54:39] Speaker B: Paul is already back there.
[00:54:42] Speaker C: Paul, I didn't see you.
[00:54:44] Speaker D: I'm in heaven.
[00:54:46] Speaker C: You're in heaven?
[00:54:47] Speaker D: I'm in heaven.
[00:54:48] Speaker C: Oh, okay. Well, I'm just going to reach past you here. Okay. Amazing race. Okay, there it is. Survivor. 1234-5678 910 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19.
I'll be right back, Paul.
[00:55:10] Speaker D: Okay. Close the door on your way out.
[00:55:12] Speaker C: Can't. It's curtain.
[00:55:15] Speaker D: Well, make do with what you got.
[00:55:17] Speaker C: Pete, I noticed that you don't have survivor season 18 back there.
[00:55:23] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, that one was discontinued.
[00:55:25] Speaker C: Well, but surely you have all the other ones. You must have had one in stock.
[00:55:32] Speaker D: Well, it kind of violated our terms of service.
[00:55:35] Speaker C: Your terms of service? I mean, I saw Lynbrook butt Buster back there, volumes seven through twelve.
[00:55:46] Speaker D: Yeah, well, that was a real hit.
[00:55:47] Speaker C: I'm trying to figure out where the goalposts are, so to speak, for what violates your terms of service, and not.
[00:55:56] Speaker D: Generally before cannibalism somewhere.
[00:55:59] Speaker C: I don't know who told you that. That's what's on the dvd, but I watched it. I'm regretting going to this bread and breakfast at all, honestly.
I guess I'll take Limbrook.
[00:56:14] Speaker D: Butt busters seven through twelve. Which one?
[00:56:21] Speaker C: Nine.
[00:56:23] Speaker D: There's a waitlist for nine.
[00:56:26] Speaker C: What about eight?
[00:56:30] Speaker D: That one's actually been ordered by the blockbuster in Alaska, so we had to send it over there. It was requested, so I don't know. You're going to have to wait a couple of weeks.
[00:56:40] Speaker C: Ten.
[00:56:41] Speaker D: Well, the problem with ten is that there's a real good plot with someone.
[00:56:47] Speaker C: Eight.
What about one through six? Where are those?
[00:56:55] Speaker D: Oh, they're lost to tab.
They violated our times of service. There was some cannibalism in those.
[00:57:01] Speaker C: Okay, so that leaves me with what?
711 and twelve.
[00:57:10] Speaker D: Right.
[00:57:12] Speaker C: What's the story with eleven?
[00:57:15] Speaker D: It's great. They go to Tokyo.
[00:57:18] Speaker C: I mean, what is the availability of it?
[00:57:23] Speaker D: They go to Tokyo.
[00:57:27] Speaker C: Who is they?
Is that established in the earlier volume?
[00:57:39] Speaker D: They go to Tokyo.
[00:57:42] Speaker C: The butt Buster crew.
[00:57:45] Speaker D: It's great.
Number nine. They get a dog.
[00:57:48] Speaker C: All right, fine, we'll cut.
Oh, my God. Gang, we just got a letter from the prime minister of Japan. We're going to Tokyo.
[00:58:00] Speaker A: Cut back.
[00:58:03] Speaker C: So I've got six courses lined up and I know my big finish is going to be two cheesecakes, but I don't know. Bull, what do you think for appetizer?
I need one more course to serve emerald.
[00:58:26] Speaker A: I think we could probably take off another chunk of this cow.
[00:58:34] Speaker C: Okay. There is no beef on it. So far.
[00:58:37] Speaker A: I have no beef with this cow.
[00:58:42] Speaker C: I mean, there's no beef on the menu. But I'm glad to hear that.
[00:58:44] Speaker A: You and the cow I punch because it's what I do.
[00:58:49] Speaker C: I want to ask you more questions about your early life.
[00:58:52] Speaker A: That's okay.
We've talked ad nauseam about that.
[00:58:58] Speaker C: Okay.
So what do you think? Shank rump of the cow? I mean, I'm not asking you to. I think a leg would be nice in prison. You think what?
[00:59:10] Speaker B: A leg.
[00:59:11] Speaker A: We've got a knock at the door.
[00:59:13] Speaker C: Oh, I don't know if they usually. I'll answer it, but I don't know if they usually serve cow legs. Why not, if that's a thing?
[00:59:21] Speaker A: First time for everything.
[00:59:22] Speaker C: What if we did. Hear me out. I will open the door.
What about, you know, buffalo wings?
[00:59:29] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:59:30] Speaker C: What if we did buffalo legs, full size?
[00:59:33] Speaker A: I thought you were going to go for, like, cow wings. And I was like, whoa, that's crazy, too. Buffalo leg. Do we have enough buffalo sauce?
[00:59:44] Speaker C: I think so. I mean, we're not far from Buffalo. Dare we try?
[00:59:49] Speaker A: Buffalo is like 10 hours away.
[00:59:51] Speaker C: Do you think if I started brazing now you could go to Buffalo and get me some?
[00:59:58] Speaker A: I think they have some in the store down the road.
[01:00:02] Speaker C: But I want the authentic for emerald.
[01:00:04] Speaker A: Is emerald going to be able to wait 20 hours?
[01:00:07] Speaker C: I hope he doesn't have to. Look, there's a shortcut. Let me tell you about it. Here are the keys to the camray. And there's a map in there that should answer all your questions. And you should be back here in like 90 minutes.
[01:00:22] Speaker A: Okay, I'm just going to go down the ball. I mean, I'll go to Buffalo. They don't call me bullshit for nothing. I'll be back. I opened the door. I don't know why I'm talking about. I don't know why I'm saying this out loud. Hello, person who's at the door. And I'm going to pass you and I'm leaving the scene. What scene?
[01:00:43] Speaker C: I'm sorry.
We're making a menu. What's up, sir? How can I help?
[01:00:49] Speaker B: Hi, my name is Roman J. Israel, Esquire.
[01:00:55] Speaker D: I'm the lawyer in room twelve.
I just got to say, this is not a good living situation. There are a lot of people sharing.
[01:01:09] Speaker B: A toilet and it's not very well cleaned. Violates many health standards that we have here.
[01:01:14] Speaker C: I'm sorry, are you a lawyer or some sort of health inspector? Both, really. They didn't address that in the movie that they made about your life, that biopic.
[01:01:26] Speaker D: But, well, the thing is, once you pass the bar, there is a section on health inspecting. So it's actually quite efficient system.
[01:01:33] Speaker B: If you're a lawyer, you also do pass.
[01:01:35] Speaker D: Yeah, it works.
[01:01:37] Speaker A: Hey, Adam, there's a lawyer staying here. I want to slip him some rat poison.
[01:01:41] Speaker D: Oh, hey, I want to mention that that also does violate the health code, too.
[01:01:47] Speaker B: It's all in addition to being just.
[01:01:50] Speaker C: Straight up illegal, Mr. Esquire with the movie about your life. Also, did you have any sort of say in casting? Because just looking at you now, four foot three, white as the day is.
[01:02:09] Speaker D: Long, four foot two and a half.
[01:02:13] Speaker C: Why would you go lower?
[01:02:16] Speaker D: I'm just here for accuracy, man.
[01:02:19] Speaker C: I'm not here to do most people lie up, but. Okay.
Did that sort of get away from you? Was it like a blindside situation where they just kind of made it up?
[01:02:29] Speaker D: I'm going to be fully transparent. I did not know there was a movie about me until you had mentioned it just a second ago.
[01:02:36] Speaker C: So sorry. What's the issue with the livings? The bathrooms are insanitary. Is that a word? Unsanitary?
[01:02:45] Speaker D: Yeah, the bathrooms are shared and people can walk in and out. There's no locks anywhere.
[01:02:49] Speaker C: Are the bathrooms so unsanitary that it's crazy and they're insanitary?
[01:02:56] Speaker D: I don't know if you're trying to make a pun or what, but I'm trying to tell you right now that you're going to get somebody killed with this level of peerlessness.
[01:03:04] Speaker C: Directly or indirectly?
[01:03:06] Speaker D: Both.
[01:03:07] Speaker C: Oh, shit.
[01:03:08] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:03:09] Speaker C: And is that the problem?
[01:03:11] Speaker D: Kind of. Fuck.
[01:03:12] Speaker C: Is it because the pipes just let out? Yeah, they just kind of let out gutters. If it rains a lot, they'll just sort of, I'll be honest, as a way to save money, we had to get gutters and plumbing at the same time. And we just thought, why not two birds, 1 st? The plumbing leads to the gutters and it's a whole thing.
[01:03:35] Speaker D: I can think of five reasons right now as to why that would be a bad idea.
[01:03:40] Speaker C: Well, it happened. So what are we going to do about it?
[01:03:43] Speaker D: You're going to pay a lot of money to fix it.
[01:03:45] Speaker C: Okay, well, look, listen, are you familiar with celebrity chef from the early 2000s? Emerald Legassi?
[01:03:55] Speaker D: I love Emerald bam.
[01:03:57] Speaker C: That's right. He is staying with us. He's in the Shangrila suite.
Do you think you could keep this on the down low until he checks out today?
[01:04:09] Speaker D: I don't know, man.
[01:04:10] Speaker C: He's checking out today. He ordered an eight course meal from room service. Checkout is at 02:00 p.m.. Oh.
[01:04:16] Speaker D: He's a dick. Yeah, we can make that happen.
[01:04:18] Speaker C: Okay. And look, if I blow his socks off and he offers me a job as a celebrity chef at one of his restaurants, I'll let you inspect it for free.
[01:04:32] Speaker D: Oh, I'm so in. Dude, you don't even know.
[01:04:34] Speaker C: Do restaurants usually charge you to do health inspections?
[01:04:38] Speaker D: Every time I come in and be like, hey, can I make sure your place is nice and clean? And they're like, no. And I said, please? And they say, fuck off. And I say, here's $40. And they say, yes.
[01:04:48] Speaker C: And does that influence the grade you give them, or no?
[01:04:51] Speaker D: No, listen, say what you will. I'm a lawyer and a health inspector, and I am always perfectly moral.
I have never made a single mistake in my life.
[01:05:02] Speaker C: Okay, just going to put this $40 back in my wallet.
Roman J. Israel, Esquire.
[01:05:11] Speaker D: That's me.
[01:05:16] Speaker C: Have you seen. We were playing it earlier, this episode of Everybody loves Raymond.
[01:05:21] Speaker D: Oh, I'm a rayhead.
[01:05:22] Speaker C: You are.
I don't know if that's catching on. You're maybe the second person who's referred to themselves as such. I don't know if that's a good name for the fans of Raymond.
Rainiac is right there.
[01:05:37] Speaker D: What?
[01:05:38] Speaker C: Rainiac.
[01:05:39] Speaker D: I don't like it.
[01:05:40] Speaker C: That's pretty much the only one, I'm afraid. So. I think we're going to have to go with it, if that's fine with you.
[01:05:46] Speaker D: I like Rayhead.
[01:05:47] Speaker C: It's just not a pun, is the thing.
[01:05:50] Speaker D: You're right. It's not a pun. It's an act that most people could give, but anyway.
[01:05:56] Speaker C: An act that most people could give.
[01:06:01] Speaker D: Yeah, you can give, Ray.
[01:06:04] Speaker C: You can. I don't know if most people can. Deborah certainly can.
[01:06:09] Speaker D: Yeah, true.
[01:06:10] Speaker C: What's that from, the.
[01:06:14] Speaker D: Weird. That weird blonde lady?
[01:06:16] Speaker C: Yeah, the blonde lady. She could obviously. I'm talking about Lisa Constantine.
[01:06:23] Speaker D: Yeah. Well, there you go. That's two people.
[01:06:26] Speaker C: That's most okay. About this episode. Season three, episode 21 the Getaway love it. So Ray and Deborah are going away for the weekend.
Marie has volunteered, or essentially assigned herself the duty of not just babysitting the kids, not having the kids over to her house, but coming over to Ray and Deborah's house and staying there overnights to watch them. Yeah, I don't know if that's the approach I would have taken, but then.
[01:06:59] Speaker D: What approach would you have taken?
[01:07:00] Speaker C: I would have either had the kids over at my house if I'm Marie, or. I guess you can't really leave them alone, can you? So I guess.
[01:07:13] Speaker D: No.
At least, like, what, five?
[01:07:16] Speaker C: Yeah. And the twins are infants. All right, you make a good point.
[01:07:19] Speaker D: You're going to jail.
[01:07:20] Speaker C: You cannot send me to jail, Roman.
[01:07:22] Speaker D: J Israel, do what I want.
[01:07:25] Speaker C: I think you'll find that you can't.
[01:07:28] Speaker D: I disagree.
[01:07:30] Speaker C: My friend's stepdad can probably tell you some cautionary tales about that.
Listen, Robert then feels hurt that he was not asked to babysit the children.
Yes. Do you feel Robert is justified in feeling this way, or is he just.
I don't know. I felt mean. Marie's there. Marie wants to do it. I don't think he should be hurt that Ray wasn't. No. No, Ma. I'm going to ask Robert to do know. I don't know. What do you.
[01:08:09] Speaker D: To. I think that it was fine to ask Marie because she is such a passionate person. And Robert has a life. That makes sense to me. What was not cool was doing the charades behind his back. I thought that was no good.
[01:08:22] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, that was a little duplicative.
[01:08:28] Speaker D: Oh, that's a good word. Let me write that down.
[01:08:31] Speaker C: You're welcome. Roman J. Israel, Esquire.
Yeah, Marie is basically signaling to Ray that, yeah, I'm going to let Robbie think he's doing it, but I'm going to come over and help. And as we find out, that means cleaning the entire house.
[01:08:46] Speaker D: I mean, we do know that Robert has a gun on him at all times. I kind of get Ray being a little reticent. Yeah.
[01:08:53] Speaker C: There's another one for you.
[01:08:55] Speaker D: That's another good one. Oh, my God. You're fitting these.
[01:08:58] Speaker A: Eddie's so trigger happy, too. I'm back. By the way, I have the buffalo sauce.
[01:09:02] Speaker D: Oh, hey, Bull.
[01:09:04] Speaker A: What's up, Israel?
[01:09:07] Speaker D: Please, call me Riz.
[01:09:09] Speaker A: Okay, Riz.
Sup, Riz?
[01:09:14] Speaker C: Roman J. Riz. History.
[01:09:19] Speaker B: The four foot two health inspector lawyer.
[01:09:24] Speaker C: Bull, that was great. You took the cam Ray. Did it finally go past 80,000 on the odometer?
[01:09:34] Speaker A: Yeah, well, honestly, I didn't really check. I was in such a hurry for you. Getting to Buffalo and back in ten minutes.
Not exactly easy feat.
[01:09:44] Speaker C: I know. Hopefully we'll build that train one day that I've been pitching diagonally across from Limbrook to Buffalo. Nonstop.
[01:09:51] Speaker D: Yeah, I support it.
[01:09:53] Speaker A: Through the ocean.
[01:09:54] Speaker C: Okay, so I'll let you guys actually talk about this because I'm going to get to dip and I might chime in occasionally, but I really got to get moving on these cow legs. Be right back. I'm listening. Talk about the episode.
[01:10:07] Speaker D: Okay. Paul. I mean, have you ever.
I thought Robert did a good job when he was.
[01:10:14] Speaker C: All right, I'm going to jump back in.
[01:10:18] Speaker D: Did. He's playing Candyland with him. It was cute.
[01:10:22] Speaker C: Yes, it was cute.
Yeah. Seeing Robert interact with the kids. He did a really great job, I think.
[01:10:29] Speaker D: Why'd you want to jump back in so bad if you have nothing?
[01:10:32] Speaker C: I don't know. I just wanted to cut you off.
[01:10:34] Speaker A: Get out of here.
[01:10:36] Speaker C: All right, I'll go back. Oh, you get no respect either.
What is that from your act?
[01:10:42] Speaker D: Hey, you know, I'm performing at chippendale's on Tuesday.
[01:10:46] Speaker C: You're performing at.
[01:10:48] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, the improv is booked, so I had to go chippendale.
[01:10:53] Speaker C: So it's going to be buff, beefcake, strippers, you, and then more strippers.
[01:11:02] Speaker D: What are you trying to say?
[01:11:04] Speaker C: I'm saying that I don't think anyone's expecting you to do other comedians material.
[01:11:10] Speaker A: It's going to be a hard act for those strippers to follow.
[01:11:12] Speaker D: Well, expect the unexpected. Baby. I'm coming. I'm going to kill. You. Don't understand. It's going to crush. I have so many chippendales themed humor jokes. It's great.
[01:11:27] Speaker C: I feel like you don't have a good sense of what your purpose is and you're sort of grasping for a thing. Roman j? Riz israel, esquire.
[01:11:34] Speaker D: Hey, where are all the chipmunks? Here is chippendales. You know, like the Disney guys?
[01:11:42] Speaker C: See how what I said was an invitation for you to launch into your chippendale's humor? But.
[01:11:49] Speaker D: You doubted me. That's what you did. You doubted me. I had to prove myself. And I think that that's a pretty damn solid one.
[01:11:55] Speaker C: I'm just saying you might want to take your shirt off halfway through or something. I don't know.
[01:12:01] Speaker D: No, I can't do that.
[01:12:03] Speaker C: Why not?
[01:12:04] Speaker D: Mama said that's a bad idea.
[01:12:07] Speaker C: I kind of want to ask some questions about your early life and childhood.
[01:12:10] Speaker D: Oh, yeah?
[01:12:11] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:12:12] Speaker D: You sure? We've talked enough about the episode.
[01:12:17] Speaker C: Ray says, you ever been to one of these bed and breakfasts? Which got me wondering, what's the proper pluralization? Because it's certainly not that. I mean, b and b's is the easy one. Bed and breakfasts. But wouldn't you think bed and breakfasts would be a place that you get one bed and multiple breakfasts?
[01:12:37] Speaker D: Beds and breakfast beds. That's multiple beds.
[01:12:40] Speaker C: Multiple breakfast, bed, breakfast establishment.
[01:12:44] Speaker D: I'm going to say it's bed and breakfast and bed and breakfast and bed and breakfast for every night that you spend at the bed and breakfast. That's another pluralization.
[01:12:57] Speaker C: B and b. Parentheses, ad nauseam.
[01:13:02] Speaker A: And b and b and b and b and b and b and B and B and B and B.
[01:13:04] Speaker C: Bed and breakfast at all?
[01:13:07] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:13:07] Speaker C: Robert asks Ray because he doesn't see the problem with going to a bed and breakfast unless, I mean, you guys still. Wow. Waka wow, right?
What do you think of in all.
[01:13:24] Speaker A: Of the audience loved that joke.
[01:13:27] Speaker C: The audience loved that.
[01:13:28] Speaker A: I did not love that joke. I feel like that was weirdly tame for this show and kind of boring.
[01:13:35] Speaker D: Is there a ban on saying banging?
[01:13:38] Speaker C: No. I mean, they've said good old sex before.
I'm sure they've used other euphemisms.
I don't know where this falls in the timeline of the porn music cliche trope. That if you were to do it now, it would seem very hack. But I don't know what the attitude towards it was at this time.
[01:14:02] Speaker A: I feel like it could have been funny if the kids were in the room and Robert was trying to hide it, like, insinuate, without flat out saying it. But it's just him and his adult brother who have talked about way more personal things than this. So I don't know.
[01:14:21] Speaker D: Yeah, I feel like they know each other well enough to say fucking now.
[01:14:25] Speaker C: Roman, that's me.
[01:14:27] Speaker A: And bull, that's me.
[01:14:28] Speaker C: I've seen both of you in blockbuster before. Behind the curtain.
Where does I watch it for the plot?
[01:14:38] Speaker A: I love when they go to Tokyo.
[01:14:40] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Have you seen.
[01:14:42] Speaker D: Oh, dude, number ten was such a banger.
[01:14:44] Speaker C: Did you hear that volume 13 is coming out? No way. Apparently the rock is back.
[01:14:51] Speaker D: I can't believe it.
[01:14:52] Speaker C: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. The cock.
[01:14:57] Speaker D: Yes. I can't believe that they got him back.
[01:15:00] Speaker C: I know, it's so exciting. But where does. Name is Wayne Johnson Wang the cock Johnson.
[01:15:09] Speaker D: It's three of them. He's got three of them.
[01:15:13] Speaker C: He's got three of them.
[01:15:19] Speaker A: Took me a minute.
[01:15:20] Speaker C: Where does Robert's song rank for you in terms of pornographic soundtracks that you've heard?
[01:15:29] Speaker D: Well, I mean, you can't beat the soundtrack to Buckbusters number nine. You just can't.
[01:15:40] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that Kenny Loggins song.
[01:15:41] Speaker A: Can't forget they played it at the Oscars, for God's sake.
[01:15:46] Speaker C: Yeah, because it was up and they think it won.
[01:15:49] Speaker D: Hell, they got Ray Charles in there. What are you talking about? It's incredible.
[01:15:56] Speaker C: It's the one duet. Besides we are the world between Kenny Loggins and Ray Charles. That, I think it was recognized at the time, but I think it's sort of fallen out. It was the same year as shallow, so it kind of got pushed to the side a little bit, I think.
[01:16:13] Speaker D: Which is bullshit.
[01:16:14] Speaker C: It was good. And yes, that means that limbrook butt blusters, which is obviously the blooper reel at the end of it. Butt busters number nine came out in 2018 or so, and they've done four going on three going on four more installments just in the past four years. So they churn them out at about one a year just for anyone who's tracking the timeline at home.
[01:16:40] Speaker D: Yeah, I appreciate that. For all those blockbuster fanatics there.
[01:16:44] Speaker C: They churn out one installment every year.
[01:16:49] Speaker D: And that's what they should rename this. They should rename this place instead of the B B, the Limburg butts and busters.
[01:16:57] Speaker C: Well, we're getting sued by Dave and his friend, but yeah.
[01:17:00] Speaker A: No, I didn't like the joke.
Feel like it was the lowest point of the episode. Not that it was bad. It just kind of was like, could have taken.
[01:17:10] Speaker D: Well, I thought you were talking about my.
No, that one. That one was a weird.
[01:17:13] Speaker A: I don't give two shits about your joke, buddy.
[01:17:16] Speaker D: Hey, fuck you. Okay, I'll take you.
[01:17:20] Speaker C: Stop. I'm going to push you guys apart. You let go of each other's collars. I guess you're sort of holding onto his belt loops, Roman, but just back off.
[01:17:29] Speaker D: Yeah, my feet are not touching the ground as I do.
[01:17:32] Speaker C: Sort of swinging like you're. Were you in the off cycle olympics for the. What are those gymnastics things where they hold the rings and do the thing?
[01:17:41] Speaker D: Gymnastics?
[01:17:42] Speaker C: Yeah.
I thought I saw you take bronze in that at the off cycle. Des Moines, 23.
[01:17:50] Speaker D: Yeah. Anyway, yeah, that joke was a bad one.
[01:17:53] Speaker C: Yeah, it was bad.
Three days of romantic. Ray says he doesn't see the need. This is where Ray is really starting to lose me. I understand. Look, maybe he's busy. Maybe he doesn't want to go on the trip. Maybe he doesn't want to put in all the effort of planning something.
Actively not wanting to be romantic with your wife is bad husbanding.
[01:18:16] Speaker D: I'm going to be real. I loved this scene because Ray gave me real Larry David vibes and it.
[01:18:22] Speaker C: Kind of made me crack. That is a very Larry David line. You're right.
I don't see the need.
[01:18:29] Speaker D: I don't see the need.
[01:18:30] Speaker C: Great impression. Both of us, high five or, sorry, low.
It's not often that I meet someone shorter than me.
[01:18:41] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:18:43] Speaker C: Where do you do your lifts? Where do you get your lifts? From?
[01:18:46] Speaker D: My lifts?
[01:18:47] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:18:47] Speaker D: I go to pip squeaks gym on 32 on 32nd.
Oh, you mean my shoes?
Yeah. I go to foot locker.
[01:18:59] Speaker C: Okay. I use Tom Cruise's catalog. I don't know if you want me to get you on the list.
Okay.
And then Robert says, these trips are for the wife. And he brings up his anecdote about how he and Joanne went to a bed and breakfast. His ex wife. And Ray says, how did that go? And he says, you hear the first part of the sentence, ex wife.
I disagree with that premise. I think anyone can want to go to Vermont, especially if Ben and Jerry are involved.
[01:19:32] Speaker D: Nobody wants to go. Oh, actually, I will say Ben and Jerry's is the selling point of Vermont, but, yeah, no, nobody wants to actually go to Vermont. Nobody.
[01:19:41] Speaker A: I want to go to Vermont.
[01:19:42] Speaker D: Shut up. Bullshit.
[01:19:44] Speaker C: Well, do you want to go? Because I think what would really set off this cheesecake bull is if you went and got some Ben and Jerry's fresh off the line. Do you want to take the camera and go get. What do they got? Cherry Garcia.
[01:19:58] Speaker A: Okay, goodbye.
[01:20:02] Speaker C: Okay. No protest that time. He really didn't want to go to Buffalo.
[01:20:06] Speaker D: That guy's all working.
[01:20:07] Speaker C: No, I think he's seen how fast the Camry can be.
It's a Toyota Camry that has some sort of supernatural.
Speaking of Vermont, a apparently gentle classical guitar music plays in the background at all times. I don't know if you noticed that as well throughout that entire first scene of them checking into the b and b. I did.
[01:20:31] Speaker D: That worked.
[01:20:32] Speaker C: I don't know if that was diegetic or not. Like, if someone was supposed to be in the corner playing that on the guitar or if it was just a choice, but it was distracting, certainly. Distracting.
[01:20:46] Speaker D: That's one word.
[01:20:47] Speaker C: What word would you use?
[01:20:49] Speaker D: Sexy.
[01:20:52] Speaker C: You would say sexy with a little bit of a draw.
[01:20:54] Speaker D: I would absolutely say sexy.
I would think that that works.
[01:20:59] Speaker C: All right. Hey, if it gets you, are you married?
[01:21:03] Speaker D: Clearly it got Bill and Pam going, I'll tell you that.
[01:21:05] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, we got to talk about Bill and Pam.
[01:21:09] Speaker D: Yeah, I agree.
[01:21:12] Speaker C: As much as I would love to talk about Bill and Pam with you, I do have to get to dipping these nuts.
Cow's legs into buffalo sauce.
[01:21:24] Speaker D: Sorry. I'm a professional. I'm a lawyer and health inspector. I can't be making these nuts.
[01:21:30] Speaker C: I know we've developed a familiarity here and we bonded over our shared love of the pornographic saga Limbrook butt busters.
[01:21:38] Speaker D: Oh, my God. I really just ruined my. I just blew my cover. I'm not a professional anymore. My God.
I'm going to go.
[01:21:46] Speaker C: I wonder how my friend Mike is doing, though. I know he was going to go see the Civil War battlefield, so, yeah.
[01:21:53] Speaker B: There was a bunch of people wanted slavery. A bunch of people didn't. They killed each other here.
[01:22:03] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:22:03] Speaker B: Any questions?
[01:22:05] Speaker A: Is this the battlefield that Ray Romano fought on when he was being Ray.
[01:22:10] Speaker C: Barone in season two, episode 13, civil wars?
[01:22:15] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, actually, yeah, this might be it. They might have used this field. I don't know.
[01:22:20] Speaker C: Really, Mike, I noticed it's Donald. I noticed. Not a lot of value judgment there on the events of the Civil War. I'm just curious where you stand in particular and then where Limbrook stood historically on the issue.
[01:22:37] Speaker D: I really want to know.
I want a Lynbrook Confederate.
[01:22:44] Speaker B: What all right, Paul? I'm sorry to disappoint, but Lynbrook was in the north, so they were know the side of the.
[01:22:53] Speaker C: So, so far. Now let's hear how you.
[01:22:58] Speaker D: Know.
[01:23:00] Speaker B: I don't know. I feel like this is a stance that.
[01:23:07] Speaker A: He'S deflecting.
[01:23:08] Speaker B: I guess I'll come out as opposed to slavery. I feel like it's 200 years. I can say that. Right?
[01:23:12] Speaker C: Really hemming and hawing there, Mike. Just noticing that you're not coming out pretty strongly.
[01:23:21] Speaker D: You ate a man.
[01:23:23] Speaker C: Hey. I told you to keep your goddamn mouth shut.
[01:23:29] Speaker D: Okay.
[01:23:30] Speaker B: All right.
[01:23:31] Speaker D: I want to go on the record.
[01:23:33] Speaker B: As being anti confederacy.
[01:23:35] Speaker D: Okay? Is that good enough?
[01:23:37] Speaker C: That's good enough for me.
[01:23:39] Speaker D: Not for me.
[01:23:40] Speaker C: Hey, Paul, is it? Right? It's Paul, or is it someone else?
[01:23:46] Speaker D: No, I'm Paul.
[01:23:47] Speaker C: Paul.
I know. The picnic know. Things got a little tense. We were talking about politics, religion and music and.
[01:23:58] Speaker D: I'm zoroastrian.
[01:24:00] Speaker C: You're zoroastrian.
And I respect that. I really do. Now. I respect it. I know I was a little dismissive at first, but I respect it now.
I just know. Let's not give Mike too hard a time. I'm sort of coming around to him, seeing that he's really struggling with this. And he has volume six.
[01:24:32] Speaker D: No one has volume six.
[01:24:34] Speaker C: I saw it in his messenger bag. He's got a VHS copy of Lynbrook butt blustered. Sorry. Lynbrook.
[01:24:42] Speaker B: Ladies and gentlemen. Guys, can you please stop dry humping on the battlefield? It's incredibly.
[01:24:51] Speaker C: Trying. Hey, man, I'm just trying to cop a battle feel, if you know what I mean.
[01:24:57] Speaker A: I know what he means.
[01:25:00] Speaker B: I also recognize this. But this has got to stop.
This is absolutely the worst part of my job so far.
[01:25:07] Speaker C: Hey. I can't help it that she's such a babonette bayonet.
Did you get that one, babe?
[01:25:16] Speaker D: Did you get that?
[01:25:17] Speaker C: Don't call her. What the fuck? Hey, I'm grabbing you by the collar and I'm holding you over. I guess this is. What is this? Grant's tomb? Who's in there?
[01:25:27] Speaker B: Yeah, Grant was buried in Lynbrook, New York.
[01:25:32] Speaker C: I'm holding you over. I'll drop you in here if you don't apologize to my sweetheart.
[01:25:40] Speaker B: Boys, I didn't say anything against your sweetheart.
[01:25:42] Speaker C: I said you called her babe.
[01:25:45] Speaker A: Quick, calm him down. Talk to him about everybody loves Raymond.
[01:25:50] Speaker C: Nothing gets me hornier than talking about everybody loves Raymond.
[01:25:55] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[01:25:55] Speaker C: Okay, when I'm horny, I can't hurt people.
[01:25:59] Speaker A: He loves talking about character arcs. Quickly talk to him about it so you'll have something to stand on.
[01:26:04] Speaker D: What did you think about Ray's character arc in this episode?
[01:26:07] Speaker C: That's too vague.
[01:26:09] Speaker D: I like the bathroom scene.
What did you think that felt very intimate?
[01:26:17] Speaker A: Clarifying. Yeah, the bathroom scene.
[01:26:21] Speaker D: The bathroom scene.
[01:26:22] Speaker C: Clarify which of three things you mean the scene in this episode of everybody loves raven that took place in a bathroom, a b, the scene in butt Busters volume nine that took place in a bathroom, or c, the local scene of bathrooms and people who frequent them. Sort of a George Michael situation.
[01:26:45] Speaker D: I was referring specifically to option a in that specific circumstance.
[01:26:50] Speaker C: Okay, I'm willing to talk about that. I'll lower you down.
[01:26:55] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:26:55] Speaker C: Don't ever call my girlfriend babe again.
[01:26:59] Speaker B: I don't think I did. Oh, I did.
[01:27:02] Speaker C: You did.
[01:27:02] Speaker B: You definitely did. Because we definitely established a name for her.
[01:27:05] Speaker C: Her name is Cecily Daly. I call her babe.
[01:27:10] Speaker B: Okay, Ceci.
[01:27:14] Speaker D: All right.
I thought that that scene showed a lot of intimacy between a married couple.
[01:27:19] Speaker B: And I kind of thought it was very compelling.
[01:27:21] Speaker C: I also found it compelling. Didn't you find it compelling, babe?
[01:27:25] Speaker A: I found it very compelling, babe, what.
[01:27:29] Speaker C: Did you find compelling about it?
[01:27:31] Speaker D: I mean, I thought that it was good.
[01:27:33] Speaker B: I feel weird talking about this with you guys, considering you were just making out on the field of battle where.
[01:27:39] Speaker C: A lot of people died, but you're real prude, aren't.
[01:27:43] Speaker D: Like, I don't feel like I need to be a prude to object to that.
[01:27:48] Speaker C: Did we or did we not book the sex tour of Limbrook?
[01:27:52] Speaker B: You did not.
[01:27:53] Speaker C: What?
[01:27:54] Speaker B: The sex tour leaves at four. It's 230.
[01:27:58] Speaker C: Fuck. Oh, wait, wasn't checkout at two?
Can we get a late checkout?
[01:28:04] Speaker B: No.
[01:28:05] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:28:05] Speaker C: Fuck. Well, I guess I'll just have to check out my honey.
[01:28:14] Speaker D: Anyway.
[01:28:15] Speaker B: I'm going to go see how Emerald's doing.
[01:28:17] Speaker D: Bam. Hey, I'm here for this. For the food. Hey, Emerald.
[01:28:24] Speaker C: I'm sorry, I'm starstruck. We were going to bring it to you. It's room service.
[01:28:29] Speaker B: Yeah, but I was too busy.
I was too busy in my room. I was dumb waiting. I came down here.
[01:28:36] Speaker C: If you don't mind me asking, what were you doing in your room?
[01:28:39] Speaker B: I was making food. Really intimidated you got for me.
[01:28:45] Speaker C: There's no kitchen or there's the shared bathroom. And that water is not potable.
[01:28:54] Speaker B: Oh, isn't it?
[01:28:56] Speaker A: It isn't.
[01:28:57] Speaker C: You're handing me a cup of soup.
[01:29:00] Speaker D: You take a sip, you tell me how potable it is.
[01:29:03] Speaker A: Okay, I'm curious. Let me just oh, my God, that's amazing.
[01:29:08] Speaker B: Yeah, you'd like that. That's cream of tomato.
[01:29:11] Speaker A: I don't even care if it gives me hookworm. Later.
[01:29:13] Speaker C: Emerald.
Luckily, we were going to plate it nicely and everything, but everything's ready if you want to try and.
Hey, I tried my hardest. I hope you like it to apologize already.
[01:29:28] Speaker D: Yeah, I'll take some. All right, let's have a taste. What's this over here?
[01:29:32] Speaker C: Well, this is the first course. This is our cow wing.
[01:29:36] Speaker D: Okay, let me take a bowl. I think it's a little bam. That was great.
[01:29:43] Speaker C: Okay. I tried to give it bam.
[01:29:45] Speaker A: It needs a little bam.
[01:29:47] Speaker D: Didn't have enough bam.
[01:29:48] Speaker C: It's authentic buffalo sauce from buffalo.
[01:29:50] Speaker D: I did taste that. That is pretty impressive.
[01:29:52] Speaker B: How'd you get there and back so quick?
[01:29:54] Speaker C: It's a long story. Maybe I'll tell you about it later. If we ever see each other again.
Here's the second course. This is a lemon pesto chicken.
[01:30:03] Speaker D: Right? It needs a little more bam. There you go.
[01:30:05] Speaker C: Okay, sensing a pattern here, bull. Go grab the ghost pepper sauce and pass it to me under the table. So the third course is watercress salad.
That's it.
[01:30:20] Speaker D: Salad.
[01:30:21] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it.
It's sort of a palate cleanser because the next one is pretty hardy.
[01:30:28] Speaker D: Cool.
Oh, that's.
It's got a lot of bam.
[01:30:38] Speaker C: It's got a lot of bam. Okay, good size. Too much.
[01:30:43] Speaker D: Too much bam. Too much bam.
[01:30:45] Speaker A: Holy crap. If Emerald's saying that.
[01:30:47] Speaker C: Emerald. Oh, no.
[01:30:49] Speaker D: Emerald.
[01:30:50] Speaker C: Oh, God. He's. He's not breathing. Shit. Alex, call an ambulance or something. Jesus Christ.
[01:30:57] Speaker A: Okay.
They're getting tired of coming here though.
[01:31:01] Speaker C: I know. They didn't stop last time. They just dropped off.
Look. Emerald. Emerald. Here, I'll sprinkle salt on him. Maybe that'll wake him up. Bam. Bam, bam, bam. He's back. Emerald. Are you okay?
[01:31:17] Speaker B: I give this kitchen ten stars.
[01:31:21] Speaker A: Wow. That's out of a possible three out.
[01:31:24] Speaker D: Of a possible five stars.
[01:31:25] Speaker B: You guys got ten. That's so much bam. I've never been out banned before.
[01:31:29] Speaker D: This is great.
[01:31:30] Speaker C: Did you die for a few minutes there and see heaven?
[01:31:33] Speaker D: Yeah.
[01:31:34] Speaker C: What was it like?
[01:31:35] Speaker B: How was it?
[01:31:38] Speaker C: Did you get banned by God and that's why you're back?
[01:31:42] Speaker B: I banned God.
[01:31:44] Speaker D: He did not take kindly to it.
[01:31:46] Speaker B: And he kind of super bamned me back and yeah, I guess that's why I'm here.
[01:31:50] Speaker C: You bit into a Heaven burger and it was too bland. So you banned it and then God sent you back.
[01:31:55] Speaker B: I banned the heaven burger. And it didn't ban me back.
[01:31:58] Speaker C: Wow. Emerald, I'm honored that you would briefly die based on something that I cooked.
Do you want to finish the other five courses, or have you seen everything you need to see?
[01:32:11] Speaker B: Do you have any other big courses you want to show me?
[01:32:14] Speaker C: There's the goulash, there's the medium, like the middle cheesecake. There's world's largest pizza, Guinness. I'm good.
[01:32:24] Speaker B: I've known when I've been out banned.
[01:32:26] Speaker C: That means so much to me. You're my hero. You're my favorite drummer.
I don't know if. Is there any possibility of. Do you have any openings that I could fill?
[01:32:41] Speaker B: Adam, I gotta tell you, this might be too much bam for my restaurants. So you know what I'm going to do?
[01:32:47] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:32:48] Speaker B: I'm going to give you your own emerald restaurant and I'm going to let you go apeshit with it.
[01:32:54] Speaker C: Wow.
[01:32:55] Speaker B: That guy over there, he's hired Bull. Bull's hired.
[01:33:00] Speaker D: Hey.
[01:33:03] Speaker A: I'm hired.
[01:33:04] Speaker C: Congratulations, Bull. You have a purpose now. You're not just punching meat for no reason.
[01:33:09] Speaker A: Yeah, now I can beat meat with purpose.
[01:33:12] Speaker C: Well, there you go.
[01:33:14] Speaker A: Solog sucker.
[01:33:15] Speaker B: All right, let's go bowl.
[01:33:17] Speaker A: You and me, together forever.
[01:33:20] Speaker C: Emerald and Bo, and also me.
[01:33:23] Speaker D: Call us when you open the restaurant.
[01:33:25] Speaker C: Adam, wait. Adam, wait.
[01:33:27] Speaker A: Adam. He's not going to call you guys.
[01:33:31] Speaker B: I'm back from the.
[01:33:32] Speaker A: He didn't even give you his number.
[01:33:34] Speaker C: He told me to open a restaurant.
[01:33:36] Speaker A: So I guess you got to open a restaurant.
That probably won't be an episode, though, so don't look forward to it.
[01:33:42] Speaker C: Oh, Mike, you're back.
How was the tour?
[01:33:45] Speaker B: It was awful.
[01:33:46] Speaker A: Great.
[01:33:48] Speaker B: Those two were fucking the entire time.
[01:33:50] Speaker A: Oh, those guys?
[01:33:51] Speaker B: Yeah, babe and Babe over there.
[01:33:53] Speaker A: You know, it's funny, I thought there was an earthquake last night. Turns out there was in his pants.
[01:33:59] Speaker C: Oh, nice.
[01:34:01] Speaker D: Whoa.
[01:34:01] Speaker B: All right, I got a lot more that I kind of want to talk about.
[01:34:06] Speaker C: I wanted to ask absolutely some questions.
[01:34:09] Speaker B: The first thing I got to say before we do anything else is that.
[01:34:13] Speaker D: I think we met the single worst.
[01:34:15] Speaker B: People in the history of everybody loves Raymond. This episode, that was fucking Bill and Pam. They sucked, dude.
[01:34:21] Speaker A: I didn't hate them.
[01:34:22] Speaker C: I liked Bill and Pam. They were horny for each other. That's great.
[01:34:27] Speaker B: It was too much. They were all over. Each was. It was not good.
[01:34:31] Speaker C: They were in famous.
[01:34:35] Speaker A: They were in two scenes together, and they served as an excellent foil to the issues that Ray and Deborah having in the episode. They served their parts well. They were dramatic.
It was part of the humor.
[01:34:51] Speaker B: They were annoying and I did not like them.
[01:34:54] Speaker C: They were basically there to set up the joke.
Know they're all over each other and then Ray saying they're not married yet, and then think how happy they will be.
[01:35:06] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I understood the bit. I understood what they were going for.
[01:35:10] Speaker C: So that's why it's so exaggerated.
[01:35:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I hate them.
[01:35:13] Speaker A: Yeah. No, Mike, you clearly don't get it. In comedy, sometimes you need someone who plays an opposite role.
Say, what are you not understanding?
[01:35:24] Speaker C: This is good, Mike. This is hilarious.
[01:35:30] Speaker D: Being annoying is funny.
[01:35:32] Speaker C: Yes, sure.
[01:35:33] Speaker A: I mean, people like this show.
[01:35:35] Speaker C: Can I ask you, the shared bathroom, I don't know if you've ever stayed in a hostel or a bed and breakfast with shared. I can't do it personally.
[01:35:48] Speaker B: A hostel makes sense to have a shared bathroom because you're sleeping in a very communal space.
[01:35:54] Speaker D: That.
[01:35:55] Speaker C: Fine, it makes sense. It's just not my thing.
[01:35:59] Speaker B: Yeah, okay.
It might not necessarily be your thing, but I can understand it. But if you have your own room, you got to have your own bathroom, man.
[01:36:09] Speaker A: I concur.
I think I personally don't have an issue with it as long as it's properly advertised that way on the bed and breakfast forum. Right, because it was a surprise for Ray, but that's probably just because he didn't look into this place at all. And Deborah probably knew that and decided it was fine.
But as long as they made it clear, like, hey, you're going to be sharing a bathroom with whoever else is staying here, then it's whatever. Of course I'd prefer my own bathroom.
[01:36:40] Speaker C: It does.
[01:36:41] Speaker A: It's a lot of important shit I got to do in there.
[01:36:43] Speaker C: It makes sense. A lot of bed and breakfasts are houses, so obviously every bedroom in a house wouldn't have an en suite bathroom, especially one that is converted from fun fact, the Munsters house on the back. Lot of.
[01:37:01] Speaker B: No way. Oh, that's really fun.
[01:37:04] Speaker C: Yeah, that is house.
So I guess, you know, they moved out.
Cecily Daly purchased it, filled it with, you know. You think the month there were like four of them. They're not going to need en suites in every room. She did her best. I guess what I'm saying is I wouldn't stay there. But big ups to Cecily Daly. She really turned that place around in.
[01:37:33] Speaker A: The might have, but we're talking about kind of like the surface level shit here. I want to get into the meaningful stuff. I loved when Ray and Deborah got it back into the bedroom. That whole conversation felt very real. How Debra was obviously trying to push them to kind of keep going. You could tell she was kind of on the edge of things. I don't know. Ray so obviously resisting as he does, like, oh, I did my shit for the day. I don't have to try hard anymore.
I scratched my wife's back, so now she should let me sleep.
It's just know he went about this the wrong way. But I also don't think Deborah went about this the right way either. Again, it all comes down to communication.
[01:38:19] Speaker B: Yeah, there was a lot of stuff happening in this particular vacation. I'm not necessarily a bad thing, but I will say I loved the idea that Ray was just excited about going to Ben and Jerry's. There was something very adorable. And also, I thought that was adorable, but it was also super relatable. I would absolutely space an entire vacation off of going to Ben and Jerry's for 2 hours.
[01:38:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I went to Ben and Jerry's once.
[01:38:45] Speaker D: Oh, you went to that one factory? Yeah, it was cool.
[01:38:49] Speaker B: I didn't realize it was an actual thing.
[01:38:50] Speaker C: You.
[01:38:52] Speaker A: Yeah, you could tour the Ben Jerry factory.
[01:38:54] Speaker C: What's the program? What do you see?
[01:38:56] Speaker A: You get a free sample at the end. There's a room that's painted. Like how the pints of Ben Jerry's are painted. And it's like, it's cool. And they give you the free sample and you see the factory that makes the ice cream. It's awesome.
[01:39:08] Speaker C: Okay.
[01:39:09] Speaker A: I would go again. I was a kid when I went, so I don't really remember too much.
[01:39:13] Speaker B: But yeah, no, I really liked the conversation in the bathroom in particular. And I'm very glad I get to speak with you guys about it very seriously because it was husband and wife unveiling insecurities to each other. And I don't know, there was just something very intimate about the reminder of just like, come on, you don't have to be exciting. We can just be the people that we married, that are married and enjoy each other's presence in the mundaneness and stuff like that. There was something very real, and I liked that a lot.
[01:39:38] Speaker C: I liked Ray's reaction too, to know her concern that she's just his boring wife and he's not interested. Ray clearly finds that a ridiculous proposition, because Deborah is the last thing from his boring, you know, is how he feels now has not been demonstrated throughout the whole.
[01:40:02] Speaker A: But I actually think Ray communicated very well from that point onward. Like, dude sucked the whole episode. But the way he kind of brought Deborah back was actually really sweet and honestly, that level of communication, if he had that level all the time, he'd be a Danny tanner. He'd be a perfect ten in my book if he was like that all the time.
[01:40:27] Speaker C: I agree for sure. He seemed to know when to start to be caring. At this point, I think he could have cared more earlier.
[01:40:38] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[01:40:39] Speaker C: And maybe then Deborah wouldn't have felt the need to schedule so many activities to keep him interested or occupied.
But, I mean, it is a real thing, too, of like, you need to balance when you're going on a trip somewhere. The activities with the downtime.
And sometimes you just got to take a nap like Ray and Debra ended up doing, sleeping through dinner and deciding then to sleep through when they wake up at 09:00 p.m. Closing line. This is a great vacation.
[01:41:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I liked the line. I've been wanting a nap ever since Ali was born.
[01:41:17] Speaker C: Yeah, that was a good Deborah.
[01:41:19] Speaker A: And that, I think, also kind of grounded me or kind of made me reassess why they're on this. Right. Like, these two don't get any time alone together where they don't have any responsibilities. And that probably puts a lot of stress and strain on their marriage. So this is actually a really good idea. Literally, if they just went to a motel for two days and just relaxed and slept, they probably would have loved it.
[01:41:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I think so.
I would like to see that episode. I'd like to see just a bottle episode of Ray and Debra at a motel six.
Just sleeping. Fucking and sleeping.
[01:42:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I believe they're setting that up for butt busters 14.
[01:42:09] Speaker C: I hope so.
They've been trying to get Ray ever since he was in one through six. And that's why, obviously, they're out of print now. He sued.
Yes. That's part of the canon.
[01:42:23] Speaker D: That's part of the canon.
[01:42:26] Speaker C: He did it during the show, too, which is interesting. He did it during Raymond. He decided to do six porn films about the town that his other show is set in. And then he disavowed it. I don't understand.
[01:42:39] Speaker B: Neither do I. He's a weird man.
[01:42:41] Speaker C: But did you find that copy that we sent you out to find at the flea market?
[01:42:45] Speaker B: I got it.
[01:42:48] Speaker C: All right, time to celebrate.
[01:42:51] Speaker A: We can. We do the parameters so we can go watch it.
[01:42:54] Speaker C: Yeah. Can I tell you, we always do this things that we missed. I'm going to go really fast. I promise. So guest stars. Here we go. We got four of them. The department store woman, not credited. Who cares? Cecily Daley's played by Lynn Milgram. She was in many things, including ER and a tv movie about one of the leaders of the KKK in the 1920s. So I know you'll be checking that out, Mike, don't you forget it.
Pam was played by Beth Skip. She was in an episode of Monk. She was in the Meryl Streep movie Prime. She has been in over a hundred commercials. And most interestingly, she is married to Michael Richards. So, Mike, obviously a huge fan of not that phase. You really started paying attention to Michael Richards when you saw him at the laugh factory, right?
[01:43:46] Speaker D: He had potential. He just had a bad set because.
[01:43:49] Speaker C: He asked for suggestions. And you helped him out.
He said, help me out. I'll riff on something. Yeah, okay. Bill was played by Rick hall, who has been on a lot of Disney Channel shows. And he was also on one episode of the Middle. So Barone coming?
He is interesting. Speaking of marriage, he's married to Laura hall, who you might know as the pianist from. Whose line is it anyway? They're both second city alums, I think. So.
Pretty interesting stuff. Those are the guest stars. Any questions?
[01:44:26] Speaker D: Awesome.
[01:44:27] Speaker B: No, that's great.
[01:44:27] Speaker A: No, that's cool.
[01:44:30] Speaker C: The other thing is. So Bill and Pam go to Craftsbury Common. Craftsbury, Vermont, is the home of Sterling College, the first college in the nation to offer a minor in draft horse management.
It is a sort of like outward bound, kind of like ecological college. Kind of interesting.
They have a podcast, so maybe we'll have Sterling College on. Who knows? But Ben and Jerry's, interestingly enough, is an hour's drive from Craftsbury. So I question the rationale of, if the purpose of going to Vermont was to go to Ben and Jerry's, why stay in Craftsbury? Instead of where Ben?
[01:45:12] Speaker A: It might also just be, oh, there's a lot of stuff to do in Craftsbury's. And Ben and Jerry is just one thing.
[01:45:21] Speaker C: I think that would be a good reason if there were a lot of things to do in Craftsbury. There are not.
[01:45:26] Speaker A: There was a hayride.
[01:45:28] Speaker D: Well, just because it's an hour now.
[01:45:30] Speaker B: Doesn'T mean it was an hour in. The cars were faster back then.
[01:45:35] Speaker C: I don't know if there's any evidence for this, but I'm sure there were so many more tunnels in the get from point a to point b, obviously Kraftsbury to Ben and Jerry's, Limbrook to Buffalo before that collapsed.
They probably 15 minutes there and back.
Other things just calling out, frank coming over while Robert's babysitting the kids and screaming. I can't find the can opener because he wants his clam chowder. I personally hate a fish soup.
And then Marie's line of pizza is not dinner. I'll fix something. Feels iconic. Like. I feel like I've heard that a lot in a clip montage on my nine or something. Or pixeli local references. Okay, that's it for me. Anything from you guys before we dive into the barometer?
[01:46:27] Speaker B: I covered everything that I wanted to cover. Talked about how much annoying Bill and Pam were.
[01:46:31] Speaker C: We're good. Okay. God, you really hate love, don't you?
[01:46:34] Speaker B: I do. So much.
[01:46:36] Speaker C: Okay, barometer. So let's talk about the classic barometer, which is a scale from one to ten on which we rate Ray's performance as a husband, brother, son, father, guest, with ten being the great dads of succom history. You were Danny Tanner's uncle Phil's. Carl Winslow's. Mike. Another example of a good dad.
[01:47:01] Speaker B: It's kind of hard to find.
[01:47:05] Speaker D: The.
[01:47:06] Speaker B: Dad from static shock. Mr. What's his name? Hawking's.
[01:47:11] Speaker C: You love to do the sort of cartoon superhero genre.
You have a wheelhouse sticking in it, man, with one. Then being the bad men of television history. Men who actively harm their families. Your Walter Whites and Tony Sopranos. Alex. Oh, and Don Drapers.
[01:47:35] Speaker A: Don Drapers. Yes.
What about the evil stepmom from.
[01:47:44] Speaker D: Sad?
[01:47:45] Speaker C: There's no reason, though. We can open it up to all.
Well, and you could also buy the transitive property. I mean, Cinderella's dad married a patently evil woman. Yeah.
[01:48:02] Speaker B: And then he died under completely unrelated circumstances.
[01:48:05] Speaker A: I mean, dad.
[01:48:06] Speaker C: Yeah, it's difficult. An evil woman. I mean, Jeff Lynn had trouble with it, so anyone for me, I just wouldn't have died.
You in love?
[01:48:21] Speaker A: It's a lot to go there.
[01:48:22] Speaker C: We should be deeply wounded.
So that's our scale. Mike, where is Ray? Coming in for you on this episode.
[01:48:32] Speaker B: So this is an interesting one because as much as we joke, he was a really bad dude the first half of the episode.
But the bathroom scene was such a great moment for him that I can't really fully rate him as low as I would if it was just the first half. Right. Feel like I can't give him high, but I can't give him super low because it was a very intimate and very good scene of making your wife feel more secure and kind of resolving an issue that she was dealing with.
I'm going to give him a 5.5 because I feel like I was so impressed by it that I want to do it, but also just the whole thing of, like, I don't want to go. Him being just a straight up curmudgeon.
[01:49:21] Speaker D: Yeah, kind of a dick move. So hesitant.
[01:49:24] Speaker B: 5.5. I'm not going to say I'm going to die by that, but I'm going to stick there for now.
[01:49:29] Speaker C: Tips it over the midpoint. Alex, where's Ray? Coming in for you.
[01:49:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I kind of agree with Mike here. I think, like I said, if we just got Ray in the second half the whole episode, he might get my highest score ever. But that didn't happen. He was pretty typical ray for most of the episode, which know, awful and shitty.
But I think I've come to get used to that, which is why this moment that he had at the end is going to make me go even higher than what Mike gave him for all the same reasons. I'm just going to bring him up a little more just because it caught me off so much. I'm going to give him a six and a half.
[01:50:12] Speaker C: Okay. Wow.
[01:50:13] Speaker B: I do want to call out.
He wasn't perfect in that later scene either, because I'm also thinking of that line that was objectively very funny. He calls out, you remember you picked.
[01:50:25] Speaker D: The BNB with the shared bathroom.
[01:50:27] Speaker B: Oh, I just made it worse, didn't I?
It was a very funny line.
[01:50:32] Speaker A: He was self reflected, though.
[01:50:34] Speaker B: He reflected.
[01:50:35] Speaker A: It was very funny. I know. Now I was talking in the bathroom. Onward.
[01:50:40] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:50:40] Speaker C: Gotcha, gotcha.
[01:50:41] Speaker B: Sorry, Adam, I interrupted a.
[01:50:45] Speaker C: That's a good point.
Really.
He does everything kind of right in the, you know, is a bar that we all hope to reach someday.
He is self reflective, he's listening. He communicates pretty well. So that does help him out a lot here. Just the negativity of not wanting to go complaining about it to Robert.
I will also give him points, though, for clearly Robert wanted to be needed.
In a sense, he wanted to be asked to take care of the kids. And Ray did give that to him after a fashion, begrudgingly. But I think that's a nice move as well. I'm comfortable giving him a six. In this episode.
We've got six, 5.5 and six and.
[01:51:39] Speaker B: Comes out nice and even to exactly a six for this episode.
[01:51:43] Speaker C: All right. Seems pretty right to me. I don't know. What do you guys think?
[01:51:48] Speaker D: I'm actually thinking it's a little low.
[01:51:49] Speaker B: I think maybe I was a bit of a dick in getting rated him too low. But once we enter in, the barometer can't change it permanent, right?
[01:51:58] Speaker A: Yeah, it's already gone live to the entire town. We can't change it. They'll know we've commudged the numbers.
[01:52:04] Speaker C: They're already printing the papers. They wait for us.
[01:52:07] Speaker A: Yeah, Lynbrook University already got those.
[01:52:10] Speaker C: So, yeah, they're in the system. They're being analyzed as we speak. Who knows what it's going to churn out? But I know that I did look at the balance sheets for the BNB, and I don't know if maybe the tour, I'll admit, the ingredients that I procured at great expense. We are operating severely in the red.
I think the best move at this point is just to shut it down.
[01:52:40] Speaker B: The BNB. Yeah, you're probably right.
[01:52:43] Speaker A: Let's just get these guys out of here.
[01:52:44] Speaker C: Okay, but if we shut it down, we can rent it out. And you know what that is? Passive income.
Well, I think that's it for us, then. So let's go ahead and wrap it up. Remember, you can find us on instagram and threads at barone zone. Facebook.com slash
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We pushed that because we needed to record an emergency. Baronus. About the new Billy Joel single.
First new single in 17 years. So we did that and put that out already. But the ranking is coming, by the way.
Billy Joel reached number eleven on the adult contemporary charts this week.
[01:53:45] Speaker D: My band.
[01:53:46] Speaker C: Good for Bill, our guy. Okay.
[01:53:48] Speaker B: And that's pre Grammy bump, so we might see that increase over time.
[01:53:52] Speaker C: We'll update you on how Billy Joel is doing on the charts at the end of every episode moving forward. Don't worry. And yes, I'm willing to take that on for no one.
Oh, also, we saw Canada dry and fluity flakes in this episode, so calling that out, by the way. Okay, so that's it for us. I think. There's only one last thing to say, alex, right?
[01:54:15] Speaker A: Yes. It's our classic sign off, everybody love.
[01:54:19] Speaker C: Raymond and we love.
