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As the Barone Boys hold an auction to impress Mrs. Sotheby's, the bidders sound off on Season 3, Episode 4 of Everybody Loves Raymond, "Getting Even."
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[00:00:21] Speaker A: Feedback feedback sound effect. Feedback sound effect 1212 testing unique New York fuck. Mike, can we go? Do we have time for me to go back?
Red, leather, yellow. Hold on, let me check my notes. Leather.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: It's leather.
[00:00:40] Speaker A: Peter pecked. A peck of pecked peppers. Pick the peck pick, peck, pick.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Give me the gift of a grip top sock. A clip trapeze ship shaped tip top sock. Not your knickknack knock knead knickknock sock, but a plastic elastic grip topsock.
[00:00:59] Speaker A: Was that a real one? That was really good. I think we're ready. Okay, let's go up. Okay.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: Attention one and all. Limbrookians at large.
Welcome to the Introduce US annual.
[00:01:14] Speaker C: What?
[00:01:15] Speaker A: Introduce us. And then we'll go up and we'll introduce everything.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Hold, please.
Sorry. So we introduce introduce us.
[00:01:25] Speaker A: Maybe do a voice so that they don't know that they don't know that it's.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: Got it. Okay. Gotcha.
[00:01:31] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:01:33] Speaker B: Hello, Limbrookians. Welcome to the first annual auction of Limbrook for the mayor's office.
[00:01:44] Speaker C: Frizz.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: Welcome to the stage your hosts, people, introducing your auctioneer, mike G and Adam Rudy.
[00:01:56] Speaker C: Come on up, guys.
[00:01:57] Speaker A: Hello, everyone.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: Hi, everybody, it's me. Hi.
[00:02:02] Speaker D: I don't like that guy.
[00:02:03] Speaker A: Boy, Mike, I don't know about Frank. Jesus Christ. Boy, Mike, I don't know about you, but this sure is one good looking crowd. Am I right?
[00:02:12] Speaker B: Yeah, they're all great. Except Frank. He's ugly.
[00:02:16] Speaker A: This is fuck. This is going terribly already shit on.
[00:02:21] Speaker B: My lawn last night.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: I don't like well, anyway, we're so excited to have you guys all here. Like that different person said, I'm Adam Rudy. I'm the liaison, the ambassador from Limbrook to Sotheby's auction house. I'm so honored to represent you in the world of international auctions. And today is no different. Mrs. Sotheby's in the back. A round of applause, everybody, for Mrs. Sotheby's.
But I'm not up here alone. I'm joined, of course, by Mike G. Mike, why don't you tell the people what you do?
[00:03:03] Speaker B: Hi, everybody, I'mike G. And I am the assistant to the jeweler for this fine town.
Actually, you're going to see one of our boxes on display. Make sure you break out those wallets. Everybody, I'm looking at you, Frank, because you owe me money.
[00:03:23] Speaker A: Just turn away.
Pivot away.
[00:03:26] Speaker B: He took a dump.
[00:03:27] Speaker A: He took a I know mrs. Sotheby's is here.
This is big.
If we screw this up, I'm not going to have this job next.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: Sorry. I'm sorry. I know how big a deal this.
Now the moment you've all been waiting for. The Mayor of Limbrook himself. The one, the only Alex Shearer. Bring him out.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: Everybody, your auctioneer. Everybody, your auctioneer.
[00:04:01] Speaker D: What a large crowd. Mike, Adam, why don't you guys go out into the crowd just in case you want to interview anybody.
[00:04:08] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll run the mics around. Don't worry.
So that people can say their bids into them.
[00:04:14] Speaker D: Yeah, no, that's the know here at HQ. We like to do things a little bit differently. And our auction today is actually it has an unofficial sponsor in limbrook. We have a rule that each week we broadcast an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond to the crowds of our. Then, you know, we go around town and talk with people about them on our podcast, everybody Loves Everybody Loves Raymond, which you'll all be on tonight. Yeah.
So, in honor of this auction, we would like to send special praise to season three, episode four of Everybody Loves Raymond. Getting even Ray goes too far. Winnie signed up to auction a charity event for Deborah, and now she wants revenge. While Ray freaks out over what she's planning, he never realizes that she is taking advantage of his biggest weakness. OOH intrigue. I'm sure this will come up as we go throughout the night, but I don't know about you guys, I think we're just ready to jump right into the auctions, right?
I'm pretty excited.
Adam, Mike, you guys are out there. Who's giving me the stuff to auction?
[00:05:32] Speaker A: Let me come up and do that. Sorry, everybody.
We're one mic down, but we got the best one in the audience. Am I right, Mike? G, everybody.
Okay, Alex, here is lot number one.
[00:05:46] Speaker D: Oh, wow, look at that. It's a dominatro mask that a certain man used to wear around town.
[00:05:55] Speaker A: Game worn, everybody. Game worn.
[00:05:59] Speaker B: We're auctioning that off.
[00:06:01] Speaker D: We're really doing that. All right, let's see how many loyal customers are here with us tonight.
[00:06:09] Speaker A: Hold on. You got to tell them where to start.
[00:06:11] Speaker C: $80.
[00:06:13] Speaker D: All right, let's start at $81.
[00:06:16] Speaker C: $81.
[00:06:17] Speaker D: Hey, I hear $81. Do I hear $82?
[00:06:20] Speaker A: $82.
[00:06:22] Speaker D: A $82? Do I hear $87? $87?
[00:06:26] Speaker A: What are you $90?
[00:06:29] Speaker D: $90?
[00:06:30] Speaker A: I need consistency in how you're increasing.
[00:06:34] Speaker D: You're on Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Raymond, where consistency is the last thing on our mind. Now let's hear $95. $95 for the wheel.
[00:06:42] Speaker A: Too much fluff.
95. 95 over here.
[00:06:48] Speaker D: 95 to the little boy with the speech impediment. Do I hear 96?
[00:06:52] Speaker C: 96.
[00:06:53] Speaker D: 96 to my dad. Do I hear 97?
[00:06:58] Speaker A: 97 from me, Mark McGrath, the lead singer of Sugar Ray.
[00:07:02] Speaker D: 97 for the Liar. Do we hear 98?
[00:07:09] Speaker B: Yes, hi, yes, I would like to bid $112, please.
[00:07:14] Speaker D: I don't know if there is a higher number than that. I don't know. Should we give it to him, folks?
[00:07:19] Speaker A: Boom. Sorry for bursting. Open the doors, everyone. It's me, Albert Einstein.
[00:07:25] Speaker D: Oh, hi, Albert.
[00:07:27] Speaker A: $113. By the way, it's me from before who said he was Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray.
[00:07:34] Speaker D: Oh, shit, it's this asshole. I like this guy. Let's give him the mask. Going once, going twice as sold to that guy. Mike, go over and give him a mic.
[00:07:47] Speaker B: I'll Go. Interview hello, Mr. Einstein. We're a big fan of your work. We love the hair. We love the e equals shit. That was great. What do you plan on doing with this mask here today?
[00:08:02] Speaker A: Well, my famous tongue plus this math equals a successful Dominatro business.
[00:08:08] Speaker D: Mike, is it that easy?
[00:08:09] Speaker C: You know what?
[00:08:10] Speaker B: I just wanted to say I don't know if it's easy, but he's got the basics down tight. I think this is going to be great. Alvarez, how much money would you say would be one night with Dominatrio Einstein there?
[00:08:22] Speaker A: I think it's pretty obvious.
E equals MC squared dollar.
[00:08:28] Speaker D: You heard it here first, guys.
[00:08:34] Speaker A: No, wait. I have a better answer. Sorry. Can you ask me that again? And I am going to sure.
[00:08:41] Speaker B: How much would it cost for a one night with Dominatro Albert Einstein over here?
[00:08:45] Speaker A: Hey, man, no fixed price. It's all relative.
[00:08:52] Speaker D: That's a good answer.
[00:08:53] Speaker B: That's a great answer. You hear the people going nuts for that one right now? That's great.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: All right, I got to go have tea with my best friend, Princess Diana.
[00:09:03] Speaker D: Hey, that'll make sure that guy can't get back in.
[00:09:06] Speaker B: Lock the doors. Lock the doors.
[00:09:08] Speaker D: Yeah. No, he's not getting back in.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: All right.
[00:09:11] Speaker B: All right. That brings us to our second lot of the night.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: Here you go, Alex.
[00:09:17] Speaker D: Oh, wow. Thank you.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Careful of the.
[00:09:22] Speaker D: Mean. There's a whole lot to this item. We've got this custom Funko Pop from the collection of one Mike F, rest in power.
[00:09:33] Speaker B: Wait, what? Hold on. I don't know if he would like those.
[00:09:37] Speaker D: All right, we don't mike F's not here to offer his concern. Why don't we start the biding at one penny?
[00:09:48] Speaker A: I'll do one penny.
[00:09:50] Speaker D: Hey, I got one penny. Do I.
[00:09:54] Speaker B: Hold on.
[00:09:55] Speaker A: I think we're all finding that a little distracting.
[00:10:00] Speaker B: I can't help but watch the tongue. I don't know if that's a good idea.
[00:10:05] Speaker A: You should go hang out with Einstein.
[00:10:07] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, listen.
[00:10:09] Speaker C: Hello? Excuse me, sir?
[00:10:11] Speaker B: I will bid 14 hours of community coddler.
[00:10:16] Speaker D: Nice try, Mike.
[00:10:17] Speaker B: Just for that there listen, hey, hold on a second. I just want to do it here.
[00:10:24] Speaker D: One dollars.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: He stole that old lady's wig.
[00:10:27] Speaker B: Fucking all right, fine.
[00:10:30] Speaker A: I'll bid one penny. Are we still on one penny?
[00:10:34] Speaker D: No, we're on $1 now.
[00:10:36] Speaker A: Okay. I'll bid $1 and one penny.
[00:10:38] Speaker D: You hear that, Mike? It's more valuable now than ever.
[00:10:42] Speaker C: I'm miss otherby. And I will bid $1.02 pennies in my first born grandchild for their Funko pop collection.
[00:10:54] Speaker A: Alex, take it.
Sold. Sold.
[00:10:57] Speaker D: Sold. We want her to be option list is Mrs. Stutherby's offspring.
[00:11:03] Speaker A: Yes, ma'am. If I may? Thank can I have the birth certificate so I can cross out his name and write lot three?
[00:11:14] Speaker C: Yeah. There you go. Here it is. He's 14 years old.
[00:11:17] Speaker A: You are so brave. As an older mother, I really respect you and everything. I mean, until now. Until you yeah, until you auctioned off your child.
[00:11:32] Speaker C: It was really easy up till now. But now he's a 14 year old.
[00:11:36] Speaker B: Teenager and he's getting lip, so I'm.
[00:11:38] Speaker C: Kicking him to the curb.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: I guess that's fair. All right. Here Alex. Lot three. Watch the head.
[00:11:45] Speaker D: Thank you.
What a cutie.
[00:11:49] Speaker C: Fuck are you?
[00:11:50] Speaker D: Does this child trafficking?
[00:11:54] Speaker A: No, because it's a bachelor auction. It's a bachelor auction? No, it can't be, because he's only 14.
[00:12:01] Speaker D: He's 14?
[00:12:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:04] Speaker D: I can hold him with one hand.
[00:12:06] Speaker C: Listen, I'm a small man.
They rejected me from the football team for that reason. I'm a little bit sensitive about it.
[00:12:15] Speaker A: Football draft. We're going to draft him. We're going to draft him. And that's the way. It's not child trafficking.
[00:12:21] Speaker C: I am 14 years old.
[00:12:24] Speaker A: Bring in the NFL. Okay, Mr. Dicka.
[00:12:27] Speaker C: Come on in.
[00:12:28] Speaker A: NFL on Fox theme.
Okay, we got Coach Ditka coming in. And that's it. Hello, Mike. Ditka. Are you the only representative from the NFL?
No one else can make it?
[00:12:44] Speaker B: Believe it or not, there aren't that many people. I'm also not a coach. But regardless, I guess I'm here today.
[00:12:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Haven't you been out of the game for a while?
[00:12:54] Speaker B: Regardless, with the 472nd pick in this year's NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns.
[00:13:06] Speaker A: That's the Cleveland Bub Browns, not the Cleveland Browns, which is the no, we're.
[00:13:10] Speaker B: The minor league team for the Cleveland Browns. We're the Cleveland. The Browns?
And we would like to put down $40 salary for this year 14 year old miniature of a boy.
[00:13:28] Speaker A: His name is Lot three.
[00:13:29] Speaker B: Lot Three.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:30] Speaker D: Any other I'm going to say sold.
[00:13:33] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:33] Speaker D: Let's end this here.
[00:13:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think there's anybody else from the NFL. Mike Dick, everybody.
I'm sorry.
[00:13:45] Speaker B: We see Roger Goodell hang his head in shame as he walks out of the room.
[00:13:49] Speaker D: Wow. I don't know who that is.
[00:13:51] Speaker A: Lot Four. Here you go.
[00:13:53] Speaker D: Thank you.
[00:13:53] Speaker A: And I don't need to remind you to watch the head.
[00:14:02] Speaker D: This is a dildo.
[00:14:04] Speaker C: Mrs. otherby again. $600.
[00:14:09] Speaker A: Give it to her. Give it.
[00:14:10] Speaker D: Nice try, Mike.
You can have it for free. You see, Alex throws it, and it crowd surfs all the way to Mike.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Right in front of Mrs. Sotheby, pretending that is look good.
[00:14:23] Speaker B: God, I'm sorry.
I didn't want the shame.
[00:14:27] Speaker D: I'll take it. We've only got 96 lots left. At this point, I think we got to say how well this is going. We haven't had a single item break.
[00:14:37] Speaker A: Yet, and we've sold everything. I mean, if you think about it, pretty successful auction so far.
You want lot five?
Sure.
[00:14:47] Speaker D: No head.
[00:14:49] Speaker A: It has no head.
[00:14:51] Speaker D: Oh, great. Let me just grab this.
I see it is a can of RC Cola. Shaken. Question mark? Not sure.
Well, this RC Cola, it's not exactly easy to come by.
This is a can of cola that may have actually been shaken and sipped by someone who watched this week's episode. They don't know for sure. Yes, it's unopened, but that could be witchcraft. We're not sure. I think it's only fair to set the bid at $100 US.
[00:15:30] Speaker A: $100 US.
[00:15:33] Speaker C: Oh, I'm out.
[00:15:34] Speaker B: I'm Mrs. Sotherby, and that's too steep for me.
[00:15:37] Speaker D: Mrs. Sotherby. You've done enough.
Are there any other zany characters that want to place some money down on this RC Cola? Anyone at all other than me? Like 40 people in here?
[00:15:51] Speaker A: I bid $100.
[00:15:55] Speaker D: That guy bid $100. Who else?
[00:16:00] Speaker B: Hey, I'm Sheriff Tony.
[00:16:04] Speaker D: Sheriff Tony, I don't think you understand. Can I just introduce yourself when you.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: Place a bid characters, is that not zany enough? I feel like that's a good idiosyncrasy.
[00:16:19] Speaker D: Sheriff Tony. I feel like the accent and altercation of your voice is enough to differentiate the hope might have other zany characters.
[00:16:27] Speaker A: That maybe conflict between the bidders would cause biographical information to emerge. Not that everyone would introduce themselves and say their thing up front.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: Well, now I'm embarrassed, but I'm still bidding $250 on that there RC Cola.
[00:16:44] Speaker D: $250 from Sheriff Tony. Sheriff Tony, everyone. Did you know that? That's Sheriff Tony Because I don't think he knew. Oh, just kidding.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: My name is Sheriff Tony.
[00:16:54] Speaker D: That's sheriff Tony, everyone.
This place does not have a sheriff.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: Who said X? I'm referring to him. Ex sheriff. But also I'd like to bid $10,000.
[00:17:08] Speaker C: Shut up.
[00:17:09] Speaker D: Thousand dollars to Martha Stewart.
[00:17:11] Speaker A: That's right.
Hey, if I don't get this, I'm going back to prison. And I cannot promise that it's going to be for a financial crime this time.
[00:17:19] Speaker D: I mean, you never know. This Cola might have a shiv or a knife or a key stuck in it. You don't know. Could be very useful behind bars.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: Don't you dare sell that cola to Martha Stewart. She doesn't deserve it.
[00:17:33] Speaker D: Do you have $10,001, Sheriff Toby?
[00:17:36] Speaker C: I'm sheriff.
[00:17:37] Speaker D: Tony, first of all oh, sorry.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: I guess now you realize why the.
[00:17:41] Speaker C: Introduction might have been helpful.
[00:17:44] Speaker D: Look, Tony, to be fair, you are sitting next to Sheriff Toby.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: Yeah, me. I'm Sheriff Tony, I guess.
[00:17:51] Speaker D: You know what?
New rule.
Current bid is $10,000 for the RC Cola. But I will give 99% off to anyone who can tell me a little bit of an opinion about how they feel about this week's episode.
[00:18:10] Speaker A: Hi. I would like to throw my hat in the ring for yes.
[00:18:15] Speaker D: You person?
[00:18:17] Speaker A: Yeah. We haven't been introduced.
[00:18:19] Speaker D: Yeah, please introduce yourself. This is important in bidding.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: My name is Henry.
[00:18:25] Speaker D: Henry?
[00:18:26] Speaker A: Yes. And I work at the school.
[00:18:31] Speaker D: Which school?
[00:18:33] Speaker A: I work at university.
I am a secretary at the university. And I'm Henry.
[00:18:42] Speaker D: Well, thank you, Henry. You know, as someone from the university, that kind of got us off the ground, the very real university that gave us actual money to start this podcast, please let me know kind of what your thoughts are on this episode.
[00:18:58] Speaker A: Well, overall overall start, I thought this was a troubling episode, and not just because I spend a lot of time shredding things in the psychology department, but a lot of emotional manipulation in this episode. A lot of not being nice to your mean. I'll give Deborah a break on it because she didn't force Ray into anything. But, I mean, it was pretty painful watching Ray roast his wife and then not even apologize for it afterwards or listen to her when she says she feels a certain way. Other than that, though, I mean, it was pretty funny.
[00:19:45] Speaker D: Would you say, Henry, that this kind of structure follows a formula with Ray's character where he, one, refuses to do something, two is forced to do it, three, sucks at it until he gets a laugh, four then takes it way too far, and then five, regrets his actions, and then six repeats.
[00:20:05] Speaker A: Can you give me another example of this pattern? I apologize. I've only started watching these since I've.
[00:20:11] Speaker D: Been forced to certainly, Mike, give him an example.
[00:20:16] Speaker B: Hi. Yeah, I'm really just trying to siege the brewing rage of Sheriff Tony and Sheriff Toby.
[00:20:25] Speaker D: Oh, you know where they got one? Yeah, the eulogy. Oh, down Tony.
[00:20:30] Speaker A: You know what? That's a good point.
When he had trouble writing the eulogy.
[00:20:37] Speaker D: Didn'T want to do it.
[00:20:38] Speaker A: Didn't want to do it.
[00:20:41] Speaker D: He didn't really get laughs, but he really screwed that up.
[00:20:45] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. I think. Yeah, it does follow a similar pattern. I think Ray we really got to see Ray sort of unravel himself.
We're so used to say he unraveled himself now. That's why I like you.
We see him so often. His avoidance affecting other people. He doesn't want to confront people. He doesn't want to do the hard thing. But when he is sort of left alone with himself or has this internal conflict and I think we've seen it other times, it's a hurricane in there. I mean, it's not pleasant to watch. I mean, it is funny to see him sink deep into these depths of paranoia, but it's also deeply troubling.
[00:21:44] Speaker D: Troubling indeed. And you know what?
I think that is a good enough response to get the discount. What do you think, people?
[00:21:53] Speaker C: I think it's fucking bullshit.
[00:21:55] Speaker D: All right, sit down, toby and Tony, or whatever you are.
[00:21:58] Speaker A: Well, if I may, I don't mean to upstage the event, but why not give the sheriff and the ex sheriff a chance to speak their minds?
[00:22:09] Speaker D: Both of them alternating same time? Yeah, go back and forth, make sure you introduce yourself.
[00:22:16] Speaker A: Maybe they'll even have different opinions that they'll have to simultaneously defend.
[00:22:21] Speaker D: Yeah, if I like your opinions more, you can have the cola.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: I'd respect that.
[00:22:26] Speaker B: I think so. I think all we need is a good old fashioned war between these two gentlemen. Who's going to start the bidding? I'm Sheriff Tony, and I think that Ray sucked this episode.
[00:22:37] Speaker C: I'm Sheriff Toby, and I thought Ray rocked.
[00:22:41] Speaker D: You know, believe it or not, they're not related at all.
[00:22:43] Speaker B: Sheriff Tony again, I'm Sheriff Tony.
[00:22:46] Speaker C: What are you talking about? I thought that Ray did a terrible job.
[00:22:49] Speaker A: It's compulsive with him. He has to introduce himself.
[00:22:53] Speaker C: Yeah, listen, it's helpful.
This is my thing, and I'm offended.
[00:22:59] Speaker B: By the interruptions, to be perfectly honest.
[00:23:01] Speaker C: Here, but listen, I'm Sheriff Tony. And rage just went for laughs the.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: Entire time in the first part of the show.
[00:23:10] Speaker C: And it was bad. I'm Sheriff Toby, and I gotta say, Deborah was floundering up there. The show would have been dog shit no matter what. And Ray did his best to save it. Sure, he had to do a little bit of ribbon in order to save it, but that's okay.
[00:23:26] Speaker B: I think Deborah should have been thankful. I'm sheriff. Tony.
[00:23:30] Speaker C: She was mortified.
Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:23:34] Speaker B: That was a terrible, terrible thing to.
[00:23:36] Speaker C: Do to your wife.
[00:23:37] Speaker B: You sold her out.
[00:23:38] Speaker C: I'm Sheriff Toby.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: She had to have a thicker skin.
[00:23:41] Speaker C: Are you kidding me here?
And then psychologically torturing him for it. I'm sheriff.
[00:23:48] Speaker B: Tony. He didn't even feel a little bit of remorse? Are you kidding? I'll tell you what, if that was me and Mrs. Sheriff Tony, I would be out on the street tomorrow.
[00:23:58] Speaker C: I'm Mrs. Sheriff Tony, and I'm really upset with you, dear.
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Oh, I'm shook. I'm sorry, honey. Did I bring home who the hell are.
[00:24:09] Speaker C: You? I'm Mrs. Sheriff Tony, and I'm not happy with you. I'm Sheriff Tony Jr. Can Sheriff Tony come and read me a bedtime story?
[00:24:20] Speaker B: I'm Sheriff Tony Jr. I'll be up there in a Sheriff.
[00:24:24] Speaker C: Tony Jr. No, I'm Sheriff Tony. You said you're Sheriff Tony Jr. I can't trust you anymore. Get out of my house. Mrs. Sheriff Tony. I think he was saying that he is Sheriff Tony comma Jr. Referring to you, sheriff Tony Jr. I'm only five. I can't.
[00:24:47] Speaker A: I'm sorry.
[00:24:47] Speaker C: I meant to say, I'm Sheriff Tony Jr.
I'm Sheriff Tony, and I think that.
[00:24:53] Speaker B: We really need a lesson in syntax here. I'm telling you, Junior, you should go upstairs. I'll get Thomas the Tank engine for you in a minute. I'm talking to Sheriff Tony Jr.
Wow.
[00:25:08] Speaker A: I really appreciated seeing those two guys really share the whole picture with us.
[00:25:16] Speaker D: Yeah. Now get him out of wait, wait, hold on.
[00:25:19] Speaker C: I want to know who gets the.
[00:25:21] Speaker B: I'm Sheriff Tony, and I want to know who gets the cola. I'm Sheriff Toby, and I want to.
[00:25:26] Speaker A: Know who gets the like, I'm Henry, and I'd like to take myself out of the running for the cola and just let these two work it out.
[00:25:33] Speaker B: Sheriff Toby and I think that's a damn good idea. Get out of here.
[00:25:37] Speaker D: During the cutaway, I drank it because I was bored. You could have the can, though. You see, Alex chucks to him and.
[00:25:43] Speaker A: Sheriff Tony and Sheriff Toby pile on to each other trying to fight.
[00:25:47] Speaker D: Who got it? They didn't introduce themselves.
[00:25:49] Speaker B: I'm Sheriff Toby, and I got it.
[00:25:51] Speaker C: I'm sheriff.
[00:25:52] Speaker B: Tony.
[00:25:52] Speaker C: You son of a bitch.
[00:25:53] Speaker B: Bam. And you see that? Sheriff Tony shoots Sheriff Toby in the head. They never got rid of their guns.
[00:26:00] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Everybody look away. Everybody look away. We're going to move on to lot six.
Mrs. Sotheby's, please look away. Can we get somebody in here to clean that mic? Can you mop that up or something?
Alex, here you go.
There will be non disclosure agreements at the door. Everybody, don't.
[00:26:21] Speaker D: Lot six. Oh, this is a big one. This is a hot ticket item for many of you, I'm sure. The reason why you're here, it is the sex camel.
Is that what a camel sounds like?
[00:26:36] Speaker A: More or less.
[00:26:37] Speaker D: I guess that's what a sex camel sounds like. Wow, look at that. Most camels have two humps, but this camel has two humps and five legs.
[00:26:49] Speaker B: Jesus.
[00:26:50] Speaker D: We start off at $30.
[00:26:52] Speaker A: I get it.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: How much money?
[00:26:54] Speaker D: $30. I hear $30.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: $30.
[00:26:58] Speaker D: There it is. $30 to the perv. Do I hear $35?
[00:27:02] Speaker B: I'll do $35.
[00:27:04] Speaker D: $35 for the other perv.
[00:27:07] Speaker A: $40.
[00:27:09] Speaker D: $40 to the clearly nice gentleman covered in blood. Do I hear 45?
[00:27:14] Speaker C: I'd like to bid $45.
[00:27:16] Speaker D: Who are you?
[00:27:21] Speaker B: Mrs. Sotherby.
[00:27:22] Speaker D: You fucking weirdo. Okay, $45 going once. Do I hear 50? Let her have $45 going twice. Do I hear 60? Let her have $45 going one final time.
[00:27:34] Speaker B: I'll do $60 for the sex can.
[00:27:36] Speaker A: God damn it, Mike.
[00:27:37] Speaker C: I want the sex.
[00:27:39] Speaker A: Let Mrs. Sotheby's take it.
[00:27:41] Speaker B: She's gotten too much already.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:27:44] Speaker D: She gave up her child?
Yeah, ten minutes ago.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: To get what? I genuinely forget. What did she give up her child for?
[00:27:53] Speaker D: Honestly, I don't remember. Mike gets the sex camel.
[00:27:57] Speaker A: Oh, no. Mrs. Sotheby's is leaving. Mrs. Sotheby's.
[00:28:01] Speaker C: Wait.
[00:28:01] Speaker A: I'm going to chase after her. You guys keep going. Keep going.
[00:28:04] Speaker C: Mrs. Sotheby Sex Camel. Nobody gets the sex camel.
[00:28:08] Speaker A: Mrs. Sotheby's, let's go for a walk. Come on. Let me show you around, sugar. Around Limbrook.
[00:28:15] Speaker C: You're strong.
[00:28:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Let me pick you up and we'll go for a walk.
[00:28:19] Speaker C: Woohoo.
[00:28:20] Speaker A: This is the limbrook middle school. It is grade eight, and we just don't have the other ones because this town is unfortunately struggling and could really use the assistance of a major international auction house in bringing in more money.
[00:28:43] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree. I'm glad that we have the one that we do right now. I mean, listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
I haven't been carried like this since my late husband, Mr. Sotheby, passed away about eight years ago. He was shot in the head by Sheriff Tony. That man's a menace to society.
[00:29:02] Speaker A: Please don't shoot. I'll give you anything you want. I've got diamonds in the back.
Please, I don't even know what I did wrong.
[00:29:11] Speaker B: I'm Sheriff Tony and I can't be bribed by the locks of you.
[00:29:15] Speaker A: Well, hold on, hold on.
Will you do it for $50?
[00:29:22] Speaker B: I'm sheriff. Tony.
[00:29:23] Speaker D: Keep talking, the door breaks down. Freeze, stranger with the gun. We're looking for Sheriff Tony. Have you seen him?
[00:29:29] Speaker B: He's sheriff Tony Me.
[00:29:31] Speaker D: Holy crap, he is. Get him, boys.
[00:29:34] Speaker A: Oh, that's it. I'm so sorry. That must be so hard to were you guys together long?
[00:29:41] Speaker C: Yeah, about 14 years.
[00:29:43] Speaker A: Wow. So you lived a whole life before being part of the Sotheby's family?
[00:29:49] Speaker C: Yeah, you could say that.
We adopted the kid because we wanted the kid, and then Mr. Sotheby's died, so, you know, I just decided to give him up.
[00:29:59] Speaker A: It was was where did you grow up? And by the way, this is the fountain in the shape of Ray Romano. And of course, it is mannequin piss style. So just if you're sensitive to that sort of thing.
[00:30:14] Speaker C: Yeah, it's classy.
[00:30:15] Speaker A: And it is anatomically correct. We had somebody sneak in.
[00:30:18] Speaker C: I can tell. It seems proportional. I got to give you that. That's pretty solid.
[00:30:25] Speaker A: You should compliment Ray on the proportionality of blessed.
[00:30:30] Speaker C: Listen, I've seen his wiki feed. I think that we could say this wikiped?
[00:30:35] Speaker A: Is that a thing? That sounds like a good idea. I mean, I really hope that it goes well for you. What do you say you come back to the auction, maybe throw some money around, maybe talk about maybe Sotheby's doing auctions here and giving the town a 10%? I mean, come on, do you think.
[00:30:55] Speaker C: That they'd like my Wikipedia? Could we auction off the Wikiped?
[00:31:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, sure.
Let me just ask text Alex here.
Wikipen.
[00:31:09] Speaker D: What the hell is a wikipen?
[00:31:12] Speaker A: Okay, come on. Necessarily. Sit down. Okay, so, lot six. Alex, why don't you read off what that is? I'm sorry? Seven. We're on seven.
[00:31:22] Speaker D: Lot seven. The booby hatch. Excellent.
This was, of course, mentioned in the episode, and much like Deborah's Crafting was created for us by our one and only Mike G. Basically, how it works is that you cut a hole on the shirt, place it over it, and then you pull the string on the side, and then it flips open, covering the face and revealing the chest. The booby hatch. It's a great invention, according to Mike.
[00:31:56] Speaker B: I do think it's a good idea. I'll be honest.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: Who are you?
[00:32:00] Speaker D: That's Mike. Okay.
[00:32:01] Speaker B: I'm mike.
[00:32:02] Speaker A: I think that was a little bit of a drawl to that.
[00:32:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I've just been hanging there is a lot of Southerners in the crowd.
[00:32:09] Speaker A: Today, and I think that just confused from South Limbrook. Yes.
[00:32:13] Speaker D: You never trust that Southern.
[00:32:14] Speaker A: What's the bidding at?
[00:32:15] Speaker D: Oh, yes. The biding starts at $10 for this original prototype. Remember, you can take it to Shark Tank and get it. Denied.
[00:32:25] Speaker A: $10.
[00:32:26] Speaker D: Here $10 for the guy with the busty wife. Please let him win it's for me, okay? Please let him win.
[00:32:39] Speaker A: And he's doing the buff guy peck dance. Obviously under his mesh shirt.
[00:32:46] Speaker B: You see the wife look down and look up approvingly.
Excuse me. I will give you $40 to give it to that guy.
[00:32:57] Speaker D: Sold.
[00:32:58] Speaker A: Thanks, everyone.
[00:33:00] Speaker D: Smartest guy in the world.
[00:33:01] Speaker A: Yep, that's me. James Sex. Nice to see you all. And obviously my wife, Barbara Sex.
[00:33:10] Speaker D: Let's give it up for james Sex at the killer PEX, everyone.
[00:33:14] Speaker C: That's my favorite.
[00:33:18] Speaker D: Like the unlike the unlike the box that Deborah made in the episode. I promise this will not fall apart and be a subject of ridicule.
I know you guys are a married couple, so I promise there will be no insulting based on the qualification of this product. Mike sure that Mike spent all night on Know. He's very good at building. It broke. It broke in my hands.
[00:33:41] Speaker A: I can't pull it back up. Oh, well, I guess my pecs are going to be hanging out all day now.
[00:33:48] Speaker B: I would like to interview the new purchasers, mr. James Sex and his wife.
[00:33:54] Speaker A: Excuse me. Excuse me, Dr. Barbara Sex and I are married. Do not reduce her to my wife.
Yeah, that's right. James Sex likes borat.
[00:34:12] Speaker B: I would like to offer interview James than Dr.
[00:34:16] Speaker C: Sex.
[00:34:17] Speaker A: Sure, I'll allow it.
[00:34:19] Speaker B: Is that acceptable? Do I have to include Barbara in there?
[00:34:22] Speaker A: You're mixing some things. You could do Mr and Dr you could do James and Barbara or the sexes.
[00:34:30] Speaker B: So, Mr. And Mrs.
[00:34:31] Speaker C: Sex.
[00:34:31] Speaker B: Mr. And Dr. Sex, I just wanted to ask so you bought this here and you guys seem very excited about this auction. I got to ask you, you guys have been married how long exactly?
[00:34:44] Speaker A: 69 years.
[00:34:46] Speaker D: Oh, hey, listen, good for you guys.
[00:34:50] Speaker A: You know what they say.
[00:34:51] Speaker B: I got to ask, have you ever had any arguments or any mind games like that that Deborah and Ray did to each other this episode?
[00:34:58] Speaker A: Well, I can't say that we have. We have a very healthy and well adjusted relationship. I mean, there's teasing and then there's.
[00:35:10] Speaker B: Psychological torture.
[00:35:12] Speaker A: Yeah, psychological.
Ray from Ray's side, Deborah's telling him how she feels. He's telling her she doesn't feel that way. Deborah says, don't tell me how to feel.
I was like, Hell, yeah.
Because she's standing up for herself and her right to express her emotions. And Rey is just not listening. And I don't think he even apologized in this scene. He was just like, you don't feel that way. Come on.
Very dismissive. And that's just not a way to go about a relationship. Look, if Barbara tells me that we've been doing it for too long, I listen. You know, I'm not saying we're perfect, we fight, but I don't know, I just didn't like that Deborah. I mean, there's an argument to say that Deborah didn't do anything, but there's also an argument do.
[00:36:13] Speaker B: That's true.
[00:36:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
I wonder if Deborah saw how Rey was unraveling himself or if this whole thing was intentional from the start.
The latter, obviously, is more troubling.
Whereas if she just was watching him unravel himself and had not really intended this, but then seized on the opportunity to teach him a lesson, that's better either way. Yeah, these sort of emotional mind games are not great. I don't know. What do you think?
[00:36:52] Speaker C: I'm going to be honest with. You. I'm with you.
[00:36:54] Speaker B: But I also think that there's a certain level of deserve, like, yeah, you're right. Ideal scenario. I think these parents, these people would be behaving better amongst each other.
[00:37:03] Speaker C: But I also think that you got.
[00:37:06] Speaker B: To have a little tit for tat in a marriage. You know what?
Yeah, ray deborah shouldn't have psychologically manipulated Ray, which I think happened because I think she's that shrewd of the classic sitcom, I tortured you by not doing anything and I let your guilt destroy you alive. But I also think that Ray deserved it. And Ray was very funny. That's absolutely true, as Sheriff Toby and the late Sheriff Toby and Sheriff Tony made very clear to us.
It was funny. It was very funny. It was a good time. But also, like, Frey deserved to get fucked with. And I think that Deborah did that very, very well.
[00:37:46] Speaker A: So I don't know. Also true.
[00:37:47] Speaker B: You're right. It's troubling. It's problematic. She's technically the bad wife if you go to therapy, but who cares about therapy? He deserved it.
[00:37:56] Speaker A: I mean, you're not he as Deborah says, he was a real laugh whore and was completely selling her.
[00:38:09] Speaker D: Question from, do you think there's any possibility that Deborah was being honest the entire episode? And when she said, I'm going to get you back by the morning, she realized that she really did regret it and was just straight with Ray, like, hey, I'm not going to do anything. And then a couple days later, she realized Ray wasn't getting off of it. So to get him off of it, she just told him that was her plan so he'd stop whining about it. That might be reading too much into it.
[00:38:38] Speaker A: Well, I think that's the reading of it that puts Deborah in the best light, for sure. And I'd like to think that that's the case.
I don't know if she didn't realize at a certain point so much as saw what he was doing to himself and saw the opportunity.
But, yeah, I definitely think it seems from Deborah's behavior, unless she's a really great actor, which Patricia Heaton is, but Deborah Barone perhaps wasn't. She literally wasn't doing anything. Robert asked her, Are you trying to get Ray? And she said no. And then I'd like to think that you're.
[00:39:28] Speaker D: A mean. That's kind of just an assumption or a theory based on kind of what we're presented with in the episode. Part of me does think that she was kind of just, like, punking him a little bit, but I think it's up to each individual person.
[00:39:42] Speaker B: I think Deborah's too smart to not have planned that out. I think that that worked out too perfectly for her not to have been pulling the strings most of the time. I think that she was behind most of it, or she just pleading innocent.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: She just knows. Rey so, like, she only had to pull the one string and let him.
[00:40:01] Speaker D: Do the mean like, you know we know. Ray I feel like anyone who's seen Everybody Loves Raymond probably could have succeeded at this just because he's a little predictable in that aspect.
[00:40:17] Speaker A: Well, yeah. Raymond is that's all that I have to say about look, you should keep going with the auction. I'm just going to be over here. I've got to oil up anyway. Go into Mr. Universe later.
[00:40:30] Speaker B: Oh, hey, listen, say hi to Seabum.
[00:40:33] Speaker A: To whom?
[00:40:36] Speaker B: Seabum. Chris Bumgarner. Chris Bumstead. The bumpstead. Yeah, bumpstead. The bodybuilding man of our generation.
[00:40:45] Speaker A: Oh, this is not a sanctioned sorry. This is M-I-S-S-E-D. Space. H-E-R space. Universe. This is different.
[00:40:57] Speaker B: Mist.
Got it.
[00:41:02] Speaker A: We're doing these movies where it's all different guys who are in long distance relationships with women.
And he missed her and they missed her and it's all interconnected. So it's the Mr. Universe because we've got missed her first day of camp. We've got Mr.
Euro Trip 2000. We've got all the different missed.
[00:41:31] Speaker B: Got iron man, 2008. Yeah, that's part of all right.
[00:41:35] Speaker D: Lot eight is the rejected script for the pilot of Mr. Universe.
[00:41:40] Speaker B: That's a collector's item that's worth a lot of money.
[00:41:43] Speaker A: I mean, the TV show didn't work. What can I say? We tried to bring it to the small screen.
[00:41:48] Speaker D: I'm going to go Universe, man.
[00:41:49] Speaker A: Me and my wife are going to go, fuck.
[00:41:51] Speaker D: What's this worth before you go fuck?
[00:41:54] Speaker A: From the insider's perspective, that would probably be worth around $4 million.
[00:42:02] Speaker D: All right. Do I hear $13?
This is really $13 going once.
[00:42:08] Speaker B: Oh, honey, let's do it.
[00:42:10] Speaker D: Do I hear $12?
[00:42:14] Speaker A: $12.
[00:42:16] Speaker D: $12. I heard him 1st. 1250. He's raising the price on himself. That's pretty impressive. I hear 1250. You're going to have to say that again, son.
[00:42:26] Speaker C: $15.
[00:42:28] Speaker D: All right. To Stuart Little. All the way in the back. He's so tiny I could barely hear him.
[00:42:34] Speaker A: $16 and this fucking mouse is not going to get me again.
[00:42:38] Speaker D: $16 to the mouse exterminator.
[00:42:41] Speaker C: Make it 18 and I'll see you in hell.
[00:42:44] Speaker A: Joanne I'll see you in court. Stewart.
[00:42:49] Speaker C: You see, Judge, I am a paying individual. I just missed a singular payment, and this one's trying to murder me. I think squatters rights applies in this situation.
[00:43:02] Speaker D: You see, the judge just takes out just a little mousetrap with some cheese on it and just places it right.
[00:43:10] Speaker A: There on the stand.
[00:43:13] Speaker C: I got to be honest, that cheese is looking pretty good.
[00:43:16] Speaker A: I'd like to call my first witness, if I may. I'm Joanne. Stuart Little.
[00:43:22] Speaker C: Hi, I'm Stuart Little. That cheese is looking really good.
[00:43:26] Speaker A: Got him.
Okay, well, that worked out for me. Judge, pleasure doing business with you.
[00:43:33] Speaker D: Likewise. Person.
[00:43:35] Speaker A: Joanne. I'm Joanne.
[00:43:37] Speaker C: Joanne, I believe I bid $18 and everything's going to go great for me forever.
[00:43:45] Speaker D: $16 going twice.
[00:43:48] Speaker A: 1997.
[00:43:51] Speaker C: I'm suing your ass.
[00:43:52] Speaker D: Holy shit. All right. That's more than this thing's worth. You could just have it, sir. Here you go.
[00:43:59] Speaker A: My name is Joanne. I'm a woman, but I'll take thank you, Joan.
[00:44:03] Speaker D: Here you go. I don't like this taking me my money. Sorry, Joanne.
[00:44:07] Speaker A: Thank you.
[00:44:07] Speaker D: We don't misgender here, even as a joke.
[00:44:09] Speaker A: I'll see you in court. But yeah, okay. Goodbye.
[00:44:11] Speaker D: All right. Okay.
[00:44:14] Speaker A: Lot nine, Alex.
[00:44:16] Speaker D: Lot nine. We have floating crap.
[00:44:22] Speaker A: Floating crap.
Oh, the.
[00:44:29] Speaker B: I'm tugboat Willie here. And I got to say get off the stage. No, this is a great canoe that I dedicated. And I just want to say that this is the actual canoe that was used in the hot close of this episode, which I think is one of the funniest hot closes that we've seen in a very, very long time as we watched Marie float into the wilderness. No paddle or nothing, and Frake eating chicken pleasantly. That was a very funny end to this episode.
[00:45:00] Speaker D: Very a lot of work put into that for just a pot close. Like there was legit water. Like, that was a really advanced set, and I think that made the joke even better.
[00:45:11] Speaker A: Purpose built canoe set just for this joke. I thought this was one of our funniest, hot closes. But also, this is definitely one of the meanest things we've seen Frank do up to this point, especially because of the close of Dueling Banjos, the little like implying that he's pushing her into Deliverance, which is not going to end well.
[00:45:39] Speaker B: I've never seen that movie, actually. But I do know that unmanned, unpaddled canoes typically do not have a very high survivability rate.
[00:45:52] Speaker A: Yeah, she'd have to get out would be the only way. Or maybe she runs.
[00:45:57] Speaker B: It did look like a shallow river.
[00:45:58] Speaker A: Well, we have no idea. We only saw the little dock that they built just for this. Maybe this was built for something else and they just took advantage of it because it's a long way to go to call back to $80 for the use of a canoe. Guess you didn't see Deliverance.
Can we talk about that scene know, after the fight with Ray and Deborah the next morning, and Ray is eating the grapefruit, gets grapefruit juice to the eye, which he then retroactively blames on Deborah.
And then Deborah gives him soda for breakfast and says, it's all we have.
This is like evidence to me, just quickly, that she did know what she was doing because they have water, too.
[00:46:58] Speaker D: You know what? That's fair.
[00:47:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:47:00] Speaker D: She didn't really even give him a choice, and she was very insistent on it. You know what? Yeah, you're right. I think this all points to being a little fishy.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: Yeah. At least at first.
But yeah, Frank coming in.
Actually, we should go further back. Frank going around the silent auction, bidding on everything to drive the price up, and then that coming back to bite him in the ass because he won a large proportion of what he bid for including $80 for the use of a canoe I thought was so funny.
[00:47:37] Speaker D: Here's the question. Why was he driving up the prices? Was it just to be an agent of chaos?
[00:47:42] Speaker A: Yeah. To be destructive, not to help the school, I'm sure.
[00:47:48] Speaker B: I think school, though. I think that Frank knows exactly well, thought he knew what he was doing. I think that he was trying to screw people up, be like, Ha ha, look at how much these idiots are spending on the money.
What do you think, Tugboat?
That's kind of what I was planning on doing tonight with the canoe. I was planning on driving up this price so I could get as much out of it as possible.
[00:48:12] Speaker A: How was that going to work?
How are you going to drive the price? We set the price. Alex sets the price.
[00:48:20] Speaker B: Yeah, but then we bid on it.
[00:48:22] Speaker A: Right, but it's your thing. You're going to bid on it.
[00:48:26] Speaker B: Yeah, to drive up the price.
[00:48:28] Speaker D: Donated more.
[00:48:29] Speaker A: Alex, I want to see how this works. Let's open up the floor.
[00:48:34] Speaker D: Floor is open for bidding.
[00:48:36] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:48:38] Speaker D: What are you starting the bidding at, sir?
[00:48:40] Speaker B: Let's start at $400.
[00:48:42] Speaker D: No, you're supposed $400 for the floating crap.
Okay, I see how that dollars for the floating crap. Do I hear 450?
[00:48:52] Speaker A: No one's going to bid 450.
[00:48:54] Speaker D: Okay, 450 for Mr. Tugboat.
[00:48:58] Speaker A: All right.
[00:48:59] Speaker D: Do I hear 475?
[00:49:01] Speaker B: Come on, someone's got it.
[00:49:04] Speaker A: This canoe sucks. Nobody's going to bid 475.
[00:49:08] Speaker D: Floating crap.
[00:49:09] Speaker B: Need more time.
[00:49:09] Speaker D: 475. All right, Tugboat. Thank you. Do I hear 500 for the canoe that has a visible hole on it?
[00:49:18] Speaker B: You guys got it?
[00:49:20] Speaker A: Hyping yourself up.
[00:49:22] Speaker B: No, I'm hyping up. Guys. Someone's got 500 big.
[00:49:25] Speaker A: Everybody's on their phone.
[00:49:26] Speaker D: The nuns are on their phone and we're done. 500, Mr. Tugboat. All right, $500 for Mr. Tugboat to get back the thing he gave us 20 minutes ago.
[00:49:36] Speaker A: Second.
[00:49:37] Speaker D: Thank you, Mr. What did I tell you?
[00:49:39] Speaker B: This thing went for 500. It's worth 20.
[00:49:44] Speaker A: All right. Do you have anything? What a hero about the episode.
[00:49:50] Speaker B: First of all, I also did want to say, I mean, this is going back a little bit farther, but I did want to say the auction room, quite like this auction room was an abnormally tough room, like for people at a charity auction. They had hatred from the get go for Deborah and for everybody on board, including the nuns, by the way. They did not have any of that.
[00:50:16] Speaker A: They actually gave Deborah an easy time at first because all she did was like, oh, we're going to have fun tonight. And they gave her a full on applause. And at first I was this is they are giving it up as easily as the studio audience of Everybody Loves Raymond gives it up. And then when Ray comes on, it goes to the other extreme. They give him absolutely nothing. There's one background nun who has this steely look in her face that I found very distracting of just staring Ray down.
[00:50:52] Speaker D: Yeah, I do have completely they really were giving Ray no crap. No shit. Until he started insulting his wife.
And then is when they started kind of laughing and having fun.
[00:51:09] Speaker A: Def Jam. Yeah, completely. It's like when this audience, the Raymond audience, hears a fine comeback, they lose their shit. This audience was rolling on the floor.
[00:51:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they were. They absolutely you're not wrong. I thought you had more to say.
[00:51:28] Speaker A: There, but yeah, I thought I did, but I didn't. Sorry. Oh, I wanted to say, about speaking of the location of the auction, I could not find what exterior that building was. I tried, but I could not find it. I thought it might be Hillcrest High School.
[00:51:42] Speaker B: You couldn't geogues it.
[00:51:44] Speaker A: I thought it might be Hillcrest High School because that's Ray's High School, like the real one in Queens, but it was not that at all. So if you know what it is, anyone in this room, if you know what it is, anyone listening at home, if you know what that building is, I would actually like to know.
So, [email protected], or for those of you in the room, the suggestion box outside of the mayor's office, which maybe you actually went to school, there not a trash can, so stop putting garbage in there.
Anything else about the auction room?
[00:52:20] Speaker D: I thought it was a good set, and I have a feeling it'll be used in the future, dressed up as something else. Maybe a gym cappuccinatorium.
[00:52:28] Speaker A: Classic. Yeah, I remember that. Alex, you want to move on to lot nine?
[00:52:34] Speaker D: Lot.
[00:52:37] Speaker A: Okay, lot ten.
How many lots are we said about 900 something?
[00:52:44] Speaker D: No, just 100.
[00:52:46] Speaker A: Just 100. Okay.
[00:52:47] Speaker D: Yeah, just all right, number 100. We have a tuft of Raymond Romano's hair acquired questionably. And that's all there is I'm going to say about that. Why don't we start the biding at $17 million?
[00:53:11] Speaker B: Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
Yes?
[00:53:14] Speaker D: Who are you? Please introduce yourself. As is tradition.
[00:53:17] Speaker B: Hi. Yes, we've established this. My name is Randy the Rat.
[00:53:25] Speaker A: Here tonight.
[00:53:26] Speaker D: Wow.
[00:53:26] Speaker B: Well, no, we got like, to be clear, I take offense to that, sir. I'm not an actual rat.
While I was in prison, you're a mouse.
[00:53:36] Speaker A: How was I to know on a lot of people.
[00:53:39] Speaker B: I get it. I get it. I have a rat.
[00:53:42] Speaker A: You introduce yourself as just introduce yourself as Randy. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
[00:53:48] Speaker B: I'm Randy the rat. Because I told on a lot of people in prison, and I just got to say right now that that tuft of hair, I witnessed it being cut from Raymond's head in prison. Yeah, Ray did a charity event and he kind of fell asleep, which was a bad move, and then they cut off his hair. They also scribbled the penis on his forehead. The classics.
[00:54:12] Speaker A: Oh, Mr. Romano, thank you so much for coming.
That stand up set that you just did for Death Row was. I mean, they are really going to remember that when they're in the Chat.
[00:54:24] Speaker D: Hey, it's no problem, Deborah.
[00:54:27] Speaker A: So, we can give you your pocket knife back and send you on your way if you want. I know we're kind of in the middle of nowhere here and it is pretty late.
[00:54:42] Speaker D: I'm just going to go to bed.
[00:54:44] Speaker A: I'm tired.
[00:54:44] Speaker D: Do you have a car I could sleep on?
[00:54:48] Speaker A: I mean yeah, we've got about 200 of them.
Okay.
[00:54:53] Speaker D: Yeah. I'll just bunk with someone. I don't care.
[00:54:56] Speaker B: You don't even want your own?
[00:54:59] Speaker A: Jingling the cups on the bars.
[00:55:03] Speaker D: Ray takes out his keys and starts jingling them for the.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: All right, all right. Calm down. Here you go, Ray. I'm going to put you in Randy's cell, if that's all right, Randy?
[00:55:19] Speaker B: Thanks.
[00:55:20] Speaker D: And I'm going to bring in my trusty scissors because I can't go to sleep without them.
[00:55:24] Speaker A: All right.
I don't know how you got those through the security. We took your pocket knife, but all right. I mean, it's fine. You're Raymond.
I gotta go.
[00:55:34] Speaker D: Everybody loves me.
[00:55:37] Speaker A: Ain't that the truth? Those death row inmates? Sure did. All right, good night. Lights out, everybody.
[00:55:44] Speaker D: Good night, Mommy.
[00:55:46] Speaker B: Hey, guys, raise asleep. I don't know what we want to do about that, but Raise asleep.
Martinez, Schneider, you guys want to.
[00:56:02] Speaker A: What'S going on? Randy. What?
[00:56:05] Speaker B: Ray's asleep. Ray Romano is in my room and.
[00:56:08] Speaker A: He'S this is why you didn't have a cellmate, man. Because you always rat out when people fall asleep. It's so fucking annoying. Every night.
[00:56:17] Speaker C: Listen, I just am saying we could.
[00:56:20] Speaker B: Have some fun here, you know?
[00:56:22] Speaker C: He's got scissors.
[00:56:24] Speaker B: We can get a mocker.
[00:56:25] Speaker C: We can leave our mark here.
[00:56:27] Speaker B: Come on.
[00:56:28] Speaker A: When Nathan was bunking with you and he had his sleep apnea and he would wake up every 15 minutes or so I didn't mind the sleep apnea. I minded you fucking say Nathan's awake. I mean, come on, it's enough. Go back to sleep. Shut up.
[00:56:46] Speaker D: Okay.
[00:56:46] Speaker C: Ouch.
[00:56:48] Speaker A: All right.
[00:56:49] Speaker C: I just wanted to give the guy.
[00:56:51] Speaker B: Some memories, so when he goes on.
[00:56:53] Speaker C: Tour again, he mentions the wacky times.
[00:56:56] Speaker B: He had in Limbrook Prison.
[00:56:58] Speaker A: If you want to give him some wacky times, do it yourself.
[00:57:03] Speaker C: Maybe I will.
[00:57:05] Speaker B: Yeah, fuck you.
[00:57:06] Speaker C: All right, I'll do it myself. Okay.
[00:57:13] Speaker A: Camera, zooms in real big onto Ray's head, where a single tuft of hair is, like, sticking up because it's a little matted and tussled. And we cut between that and Randy the rat's face, extreme close up, a single drop of sweat beating down, and then to his hand, where he's shaking so furiously, holding the scissors back.
[00:57:45] Speaker B: And then we cut to the next day and we see Randy in a cell in an interview room, just waiting for people to come in.
We see a cop come in, sit down across from him, and they're just staring at each other.
So you cut Ray's hair off.
Yeah.
Okay. And the cop stands up and walks away.
[00:58:16] Speaker D: And that's lot ten. All right, do we have $50?
[00:58:19] Speaker A: I bid $50. I believe it was 17 million to start with, so I'm happy to take advantage of the deal.
[00:58:26] Speaker D: Ah, shit. I was so entranced by that tail and cutaway. I forgot the price. All right, $50. I say what it is.
[00:58:33] Speaker A: I can go up $50. Going once with my Social Security check, this is going to be going once. What? Oh, no. 88. Well, that'll be fine, unless he says 89, in which case I'm 89.
[00:58:47] Speaker D: I heard 89.
[00:58:48] Speaker A: Please, somebody, Mr. G, please outbid me.
[00:58:52] Speaker D: Going twice.
[00:58:53] Speaker A: I'm on a fixed income.
[00:58:55] Speaker B: Mr. G. $90.
[00:58:57] Speaker D: Mr. G. $90.
[00:58:59] Speaker B: Wait, I don't have $90. Fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, no.
[00:59:02] Speaker A: Mike, why did you lower?
[00:59:03] Speaker D: You going twice if no one bets.
[00:59:07] Speaker B: Oh, that Mr. G.
I thought you were talking to me. Mr. G, the local weatherman. I didn't realize you were talking to Mike G over there.
[00:59:19] Speaker D: Yeah, Mr. G the weatherman. Mr. G is spelled J-E-E.
[00:59:23] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:59:25] Speaker D: It's confusing.
[00:59:26] Speaker A: The hard J.
No, I meant Mike Jamaica.
[00:59:30] Speaker D: Oh, yeah.
[00:59:30] Speaker B: I'll throw in $95 for that. I lost my funko pop, so I might as well get some collectibles.
[00:59:35] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:59:36] Speaker D: $95 going for the guy who just can't escape his two weird friends. Going once 95. Going twice.
[00:59:46] Speaker A: Give me the hair.
[00:59:47] Speaker D: I love it.
[00:59:48] Speaker C: Co host.
[00:59:49] Speaker D: All right, here's your hair.
[00:59:51] Speaker B: Hey, by the way, just take it.
[00:59:52] Speaker D: Out of your pay.
[00:59:53] Speaker B: I'm Randy the Rat, and I just got to say what did we think about Robert? That whole sequence with Ray and Robert with Ray freaking out and Robert reacting to I thought that was very funny. I enjoyed that, personally, and I thought that questioning method was effective. I've seen it be very effective before when he questioned Deborah.
[01:00:15] Speaker D: Did that ever work on you, Randy the Rat?
[01:00:17] Speaker B: No comment.
[01:00:19] Speaker D: Okay. Well, I liked it, too. It was some classic Ray and Robert shenanigans. I liked Robert's response, and I like how Robert was kind of like being the rational one of, like, dude, what.
[01:00:33] Speaker A: The.
[01:00:36] Speaker D: It'S just it's fun to see kind of Robert play the straight man while he's tapping goldfish to his chin.
[01:00:42] Speaker A: Well, I wanted to point out, because I did, I froze. I paused it and rewound it a bunch of times. I looked very closely. He did not do the chin thing with the goldfish.
[01:00:55] Speaker D: Holy shit.
[01:00:56] Speaker A: Maybe he's growing direct straight away into the mouth. Unless he was doing it so imperceptibly that the camera couldn't pick it up. But, I mean, I looked at it for far too long because I noticed that it looked like he didn't. He definitely didn't.
I liked that scene a lot.
So Ray apparently won this celebrity golf thing, although he was the auctioneer, wasn't he? So that's a little bit of a conflict of interest there.
[01:01:27] Speaker D: Although it is maybe it was maybe it was the silent auction.
[01:01:30] Speaker A: It was a silent auction, yeah. So he could have bid and then gone up and read his own name, which here that would probably start a riot. But these are clearly well behaved people, nuns.
The setup of Clarence from the celebrity golf thing, telling him, calling Deborah, saying Ray should go to the west entrance and wear his rubber spikes. And Ray, assuming she's trying to trick him.
I am hip to her jive, she says. He says, and then immediately tries to get back at her and do what he thought that she did to him, shake up her soda. Deborah's soda, which appeared to be a different kind of RC Cola, by the way. It's shocking that they're drinking RC Cola and not Canada Dry.
[01:02:24] Speaker D: Honestly, I thought that too. Isn't that a little weird?
[01:02:27] Speaker A: It is weird. I don't think they're the same parent company at all. I don't think RC no, I think they are.
[01:02:33] Speaker D: I think they are. You know why? Because I saw a truck the other day that had both logos on it.
[01:02:39] Speaker A: Royal Crown ginger ale. Oh, you're right. They are owned by Keurig Dr Pepper, which is the owner of Canada Dry. That's fascinating. Do you know what RC stands for? Remote controlled royal Remote Control Cola. No, alex is exactly right. How did you know that?
[01:02:58] Speaker D: Because I saw it on the truck. Yeah, and you also said it, like, two minutes.
[01:03:05] Speaker A: I did? Oh, yeah. Because royal Crown ginger ale. I read that out loud.
Yeah. That's crazy.
No, but he shakes up her soda and it's a real chekhov's RC Cola for when Robert then we see him open the refrigerator and the audience immediately knows, because this audience is so tightly wound, they all go, oh.
Robert takes out the soda, opens it up, full on long applause. Break for that.
It doesn't take much for these guys, but it was funny.
And then, yeah, the interviewing technique. Are you going to get Raymond? No, she says she's not going to get you.
[01:03:52] Speaker B: Very I loved how simple it was and how actually effective. It probably did. Yeah, I thought it was great. I thought it was a good bit.
[01:04:01] Speaker A: Ray is in such depths of paranoia at this point that it's like trying to convince a conspiracy theorist they already have the justification to rebuff your logic, know it's actually the simplest answer and it's not a crazy thing that you made up in your mind.
Ray is beyond that point by now, which I think we're on day two of this, so it doesn't take much for have me.
[01:04:32] Speaker B: I believe we go from here immediately to the paranoia of Ray just staying awake, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
[01:04:38] Speaker A: Wake up, wake up. He wakes up Deborah to tell her that he backed out of the golf outing, which to see him sabotage himself in such a explicit way which we don't always see is heartbreaking, honestly.
[01:04:58] Speaker D: I mean, for a second there, he actually did get me that he double bluffed her until I remember that Ray's not that smart.
[01:05:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:05] Speaker B: And then just the delivery of the you canceled it, didn't you?
[01:05:10] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:05:11] Speaker B: I just thought that was a great one two punch. It's a great bit.
[01:05:16] Speaker A: I mean, if we're reading it as Deborah knew what she was doing the whole time and then the reveal of asking Ray how he feels, him saying he feels anxious. Which, by the way, we last saw Ray's anxiety come up in season two, episode five, golf. So golf.
[01:05:36] Speaker D: Wow, it's been that long.
[01:05:37] Speaker A: Golf and anxiety for Raymond inextricably Linked telling her that he feels anxious. And she says, don't feel anxious. And he says, don't tell me how to feel. And she says, There it is. As if she planned the whole thing the whole time.
[01:05:56] Speaker D: Came full circle.
[01:05:58] Speaker A: Complete full circle. It's a well written plot wise. It's a well written episode. And do you know who wrote it?
I'll give you a program. Yeah. Former guest of this podcast.
[01:06:12] Speaker C: Hey.
[01:06:12] Speaker D: Oh, it's our boy. Good job, man.
[01:06:16] Speaker A: So it's a good episode.
Well written. And then, obviously, we go to the hot clothes with the canoe.
But yeah. I really enjoyed it.
[01:06:25] Speaker B: I did, too.
[01:06:25] Speaker D: I thought it was great.
[01:06:26] Speaker B: I think that that brings us to our last auction item tonight, doesn't it, guys?
[01:06:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Let's go to lot eleven.
[01:06:35] Speaker D: Mike, do you want to introduce this one?
[01:06:37] Speaker C: Yes.
[01:06:38] Speaker B: Lot eleven. A collective three person date with the stars of Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Raymond. You get to date all of us at the same time.
We'll start the biding at $4,000.
[01:06:56] Speaker A: Who's in $4,000? It's me, the sex family. I can't remember my first.
[01:07:02] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. You're back.
[01:07:04] Speaker A: Yeah, those two. Barbara. Barbara Sex and I, we would like to take you guys out for Caraba's Italian Grill.
[01:07:12] Speaker D: Five person polyamory. Oh, my God. Hell, yes.
That sounds so fun.
[01:07:17] Speaker A: Can we go?
[01:07:18] Speaker B: Let's do it. Okay, $4,000 going once.
[01:07:23] Speaker D: $5,000.
[01:07:25] Speaker B: Oh, shit. Who's that?
[01:07:28] Speaker D: I'm creepy. Kenny.
[01:07:29] Speaker B: Oh, boy.
[01:07:30] Speaker D: I want to see you guys in my basement.
[01:07:32] Speaker B: Hey, sexes, can you do better than $5,000?
[01:07:37] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll go up to what's our limit, dear? 6900. Yeah, we'll go up to 6900. Yeah, that's right. Thank you, Dr. Barbara.
We'll go up to 6900.
[01:07:50] Speaker D: I had to spend some money on the knives and dissolving fluids, so I can't afford that.
[01:07:56] Speaker A: He's out. We did it, dear.
[01:07:58] Speaker D: Unless a listener at home can do better. That's right. Send us $7,000 and we will all meet you for a date. I'm not kidding.
[01:08:08] Speaker A: Can anybody else top this $6,900? Maybe some other characters from before to come back?
[01:08:15] Speaker C: Oh, I'm Mrs. Sotheby's. Mrs. Sotheby's.
[01:08:18] Speaker A: Mrs. Sotheby's. Yes.
[01:08:20] Speaker C: Do I have to take all of you? I'll just take Adam.
[01:08:23] Speaker A: Oh, all right. Well, unfortunately, $8,000 on Adam. Well, I'm married, but sold alexa won't mind.
If I was going to do it, I would kind of want to go with James and Barbara sext, but sorry, Dr. Barbara, but all right, Mrs. Sotheby's. Whatever. It's my job. I'll do it for the.
[01:08:51] Speaker C: Night. Let's go, baby.
[01:08:53] Speaker A: All right, we got to go. Sorry, guys. Don't worry, listener.
So, what I'm going to do mrs. Sotheby's, cut to the hotel room. So what I'm going to do, just because of the whole infidelity thing, I'm going to turn the lights off, and then you're going to hear some rustling, and then maybe you might feel a sensation of being pushed out to sea.
But that's just us having sex.
[01:09:33] Speaker C: Listen, baby, as long as you rock that boat, I'm here for it.
[01:09:38] Speaker A: All right, I'm hitting the lights.
Oh, good, chicken. This is good. I'm so glad I brought this.
[01:09:51] Speaker C: Oh, no.
[01:09:52] Speaker D: Fade to black. Mrs. Sotherby died at sea.
[01:09:56] Speaker A: Fade to black.
[01:09:56] Speaker D: Her body was recovered three days later.
[01:10:00] Speaker B: Mrs. Sotherby's found washed up on the shores of Lake.
[01:10:05] Speaker D: Well, everyone, I think that has to do it for our auction today. Sorry. For the other 89 auctionable items, you can buy them on our website, which is printed out and placed on a piece of paper in front of me that you all can see with your eyeballs. As for our listeners, tough noodles. But you should still stay on to hear what we have to say about Raymond this episode.
[01:10:31] Speaker A: You guys actually have a website that they can buy merch at the Listener.
[01:10:36] Speaker D: I mean, I guess you could go to Postfund.org and purchase things that have our logos on it, both for ELR and our network as a total. You won't have to even bid for them. They are just standard prices and fairly so. I do believe the merchandise items are comfortable and sporty and fun to wear. I'd recommend them.
[01:11:02] Speaker A: Wow. I'm sold.
[01:11:03] Speaker D: Awesome. Mike, Adam, you guys want to handle the barometer? I have to go.
[01:11:10] Speaker C: Yeah, sure.
[01:11:11] Speaker B: We can take care of that.
[01:11:12] Speaker D: Fight a man.
[01:11:13] Speaker B: I think that we yeah, we can do that. No problem.
[01:11:16] Speaker D: All right.
[01:11:17] Speaker B: Well, I mean adam, you want to go first? Yeah, we'll let you go first. I don't think you've gone first yet this season.
[01:11:23] Speaker A: Okay.
For me. Look, Ray was a real, so obviously we need to do the barometer, which are scale from one to ten, on which we rate Ray's performance as a husband, auctioneer, son, brother, et cetera. Ten being the great dad's sitcom history. Danny Tanner. Uncle Phil. Mike, give me another one.
[01:11:47] Speaker B: I have a bad one in mind.
[01:11:49] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:11:51] Speaker B: Terrible, terrible guy. He's probably a one Jimmy Neutron's dad's. Pretty nice. I'll give him an eight. We'll go with that.
[01:11:59] Speaker A: All right, we're going for a real mid 2000s Nick Tunes scale here, where ten is Jimmy Neutron's dad and one is the bad dads of TV history, men who actively harm their families, like Timmy Turner's dad.
So. For me for this. I mean, Ray roasting his wife, fine, but when she tells him that she did not like it and she felt humiliated, he should have apologized. So that's fucked.
Driving himself insane. Paranoid. Nixon level paranoia. Not great, but really, that only hurts himself.
Canceling the celebrity golf thing. Finally learning his lesson.
I got to give Ray, like, a four on this one. I'm not thrilled with him, but also, I mean, what did he really do? What did he.
[01:12:57] Speaker B: Mean? He desperately hurt his wife in that he well, yeah, that's what her in front of everybody.
[01:13:02] Speaker A: That's those six points.
[01:13:04] Speaker B: That's pretty I'm being generous. When I give him a three, I was, like, debating between two and a half. Oh, wow, he really sold her out. And then not necessarily that he sold her out, but then just abjectly refusing to apologize and then just being like, you're fine. When she expressed that she was pissed off, it's kind of fucked, dude.
Three, I think, is generous. He was not his best self. This episode, very funny episode. I will say we've mentioned this before. I think need to mention it again. Even though Ray was a bad person, this was one of the funnier episodes this season. Like, almost no question the two correspond.
[01:13:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Not necessarily related to each other. In fact, a lot of the times when Rey is worse is when the show is, you know, we don't hate Rey just because he's sorry. We don't hate the show just because we hate Ray a lot of the time.
[01:14:08] Speaker B: That is correct. Anyway, locking in a three.
[01:14:12] Speaker A: Yeah, you sold me. I changed mine to three as well.
All right, we need a third score. It won't compute the average unless we.
[01:14:23] Speaker B: Have yeah, we need third guy.
[01:14:26] Speaker D: $10 to add my opinion.
[01:14:28] Speaker A: Who's that?
Hold on. Can we turn the house lights up, please? Who is that?
[01:14:34] Speaker D: It's me, King Fish.
[01:14:36] Speaker B: Oh, a completely new character.
[01:14:40] Speaker A: Have we met you before?
[01:14:43] Speaker D: No.
[01:14:45] Speaker A: What's your deal?
[01:14:46] Speaker B: Yeah, tell us about yourself, Kingfish.
[01:14:49] Speaker D: My name is King Fish, born and raised. I have $10 and I have opinions.
[01:14:58] Speaker B: I guess that really is all that we really need to know. Kingfish. Tell us your rating.
[01:15:02] Speaker A: That's not any new information, though.
Rephrasing the stuff that we already know about him.
[01:15:10] Speaker C: What do you need to know about Kingfish?
[01:15:12] Speaker A: Well, he said he was born and raised, but he didn't say where. I'd like to know where.
What he does for a living. Is he single?
These are things that people would like to know.
[01:15:25] Speaker B: You got it in order.
[01:15:27] Speaker D: Sotheby's why born fish?
Occupation? King single.
Yes.
[01:15:35] Speaker A: Okay, so you are hold on. Take that trench coat off. Oh, you are a giant bipedal fish. You're walking upright and wearing a large fedora, but you are a fish. And if I take your hat oh, a crown. Oh, so you literally are king of the fish kingdom, where no I am King Fish. Yes.
Do you live in the Limbrook lake or the fountain of Ray? That's mannequin piss style. Like, where are you based?
[01:16:08] Speaker D: I've never been here before in my life. I am King Fish. I am from Fish Island. I am king.
[01:16:16] Speaker A: Learned something. Hold on. Let's see. Is on that fish island? Where's Fish? Is that Pacific or Atlantic?
[01:16:24] Speaker D: It is an island that is at the bottom of the.
[01:16:29] Speaker A: Hear.
I hear that there is water at.
[01:16:33] Speaker D: The bottom of the ground.
There is. I like it. I am King Fish.
[01:16:40] Speaker A: Opinions are had, but if you have an underground or an underwater sorry, island, it still would be in a body of water that we would be familiar with.
Atlantic, Pacific, Indian fish have no need for such words.
Really resistant to giving us any details about your life.
[01:17:06] Speaker B: I think he's being as upfront as we need him to be.
[01:17:08] Speaker A: No. Why don't are you I'm very hypnotized.
[01:17:12] Speaker B: I like Kingfish a lot, man. I don't know what to tell you.
[01:17:16] Speaker A: I like him. That's why I want to know more about him.
[01:17:18] Speaker D: I have opinions.
[01:17:22] Speaker A: I thought we were a little bit more there.
[01:17:26] Speaker C: Let's get his opinion.
[01:17:27] Speaker B: Let's see if we can get him talking. Kingfish, what do you think about Ray's performance this episode?
[01:17:33] Speaker D: Kingfish pulled similar stunt on his lady friend.
[01:17:38] Speaker A: Oh, he does caveman talk.
[01:17:39] Speaker D: Okay, nine.
[01:17:41] Speaker B: Nine.
[01:17:43] Speaker D: Can you nine.
[01:17:44] Speaker B: Can you elaborate on that, Kingfish?
[01:17:46] Speaker D: It is Kingfish's third favorite number, and Raymond is Kingfish's third favorite sitcom from the 90s.
[01:17:56] Speaker B: What are your first two?
[01:17:57] Speaker A: What are your other two?
[01:17:59] Speaker D: Marlin in the middle.
[01:18:01] Speaker A: Stupid.
[01:18:03] Speaker D: And full fish.
[01:18:08] Speaker A: What was that one?
[01:18:09] Speaker B: Full Fish. I think he's talking about the fish version of Full House.
[01:18:13] Speaker A: Oh, full fish. What about Fish house?
[01:18:19] Speaker D: That name was taken by the Fish House, which is where we all grew up.
[01:18:26] Speaker A: Oh.
Can you tell us about that? Who is the we all in this statement?
[01:18:31] Speaker D: I want to know about the other fish.
[01:18:34] Speaker B: Hey, I want to know what's your first two favorite numbers? If nine is number three, what are your other numbers? And I would like you to be as detailed number two about your reasoning.
[01:18:44] Speaker D: Number two, kingfish likes the number eleven because it's number one twice.
Number one is number zero because it's what Kingfish isn't. But since I cannot use those two numbers on your scale, kingfish must resort to his third favorite number, which is nine.
[01:19:06] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:19:06] Speaker B: I want to have Kingfish back.
[01:19:08] Speaker D: Every episode, Kingfish will return away.
[01:19:14] Speaker A: Oh, he just dove into he dove into this glass of water and disappeared.
[01:19:21] Speaker B: I think that's the most interesting person we've ever had on the podcast, and.
[01:19:25] Speaker A: He refused to tell us anything about himself.
[01:19:28] Speaker B: The thing is, I think he was actively trying to I think he just.
[01:19:32] Speaker A: Didn'T have it seemed like he didn't have the words to tell us about.
[01:19:38] Speaker B: He maybe when he comes back, we'll get like a fish translator and then that'll be back. I think that's the move.
[01:19:45] Speaker A: We can only hope so, Mike. Three plus three plus nine divided by three. What's the average of those?
[01:19:52] Speaker B: That's a five.
[01:19:54] Speaker A: Oh, great.
[01:19:55] Speaker B: A nice even five.
[01:19:56] Speaker A: So a five for season three. Episode four getting even.
[01:20:01] Speaker D: Oh, hey, guys, I'm back.
[01:20:02] Speaker A: Hey.
[01:20:02] Speaker D: How did I miss anything?
[01:20:03] Speaker A: How was your fight?
[01:20:04] Speaker D: Good. I lost.
[01:20:06] Speaker A: Who are you fighting?
[01:20:08] Speaker D: Myself.
[01:20:09] Speaker A: Oh, that's the mentally appropriate I'll win one day.
[01:20:14] Speaker B: That about wraps it up for this.
[01:20:17] Speaker D: It'S a little reference to somewhere in Queens, by the way.
[01:20:21] Speaker A: Oh, I don't remember it's so far in my memory.
[01:20:25] Speaker D: The ending poem.
[01:20:26] Speaker B: That about wraps it up for this.
[01:20:27] Speaker A: Man in the arena.
[01:20:30] Speaker B: That about wraps it up for this episode of Everybody Loves everybody Loves Raymond. Thank you guys so much for listening. Please remember to leave a rate and review wherever you're listening to us, we have Merch.
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[01:20:59] Speaker D: Thank you so much for listening. And until next time, please remember that Everybody loves Raymond and we love.
